multi-fandom oneshots ( mostly gorillaz and undertale)

k-martoween

     It was another October 31st. Noodle's birthday had left the kitchen and living room quite a mess. 2d and Russell worked on cleaning up all the chaos together knowing if it was murdoc's choice that this mess would be here for at least a damn week if not till christmas. Murdoc was slightly tipsy on the sofa. He went a little harder than he should have on the spiked apple cider. He was drunkenly sprawled out on the couch as he watched some sort of corny horror movie playing on the tv. It was honestly the only thing keeping him from passing out.

As the downstairs was slowly being cleaned up noodle would run downstairs in an adorable handmade pikachu onesie that 2d's mom had made for her to wear on halloween. She was fully prepared for trick-or-treating with an empty pillow case she stole off her brother's pillow in one hand and a flashlight in the other. " I'm ready to go trick-or-treating dad! " Russell would glance over to noodle.crap...he had completely blanked on trick-or-treating. He sighed. " Sorry kiddo you might have to wait a little bit. Me and 2d are cleaning up. We should be done soon though."

Noodle slightly frowned. " but all the good candy will be gone by then! " murdoc as the horror movie was temporarily replaced with some commercials would glance over to noodle. Despite his trick-or-treating days being cut off at ten years old....he knew that noodle still was a kid at heart even at the age of twelve. He sighed as he carefully lifted himself off the sofa. " I'll take you trick-or-treating kiddo.... Let me grab my phone and a flashlight. " Noodle would look at her uncle with a big smile. "Ok uncle murdoc! " 

      Russell glanced over to murdoc. " Are you sure you want to do it by yourself mudz? You're already a bit drunk. " murdoc shrugged as he got his flip phone off the coffee table and a flashlight from the storage closet. "Eh, I have legs and feet. Besides, it's better than watching horror movies that had no bloody budget in them. " Russell was a bit hesitant ... .but noodle also was so thrilled to go with murdoc....he sighed with a nod. " alright mudz ... .just call the home phone if anything happens alright? " Murdoc would nod as he and Noodle went to the front door. " alrighty then russ. Will see you two later. " noodle would wave at Russell and 2d. "I'll be back with tons of candy! " 2d and Russell would smile as they wave bye to noodle before her and Murdoc leave.

After murdoc and noodle made their way through the graveyard under the studio and to the exit onto the sidewalk murdoc would feel the alcohol hit. His legs started to feel like jello as he felt his stomach become queasy from the long walk through all the tombstones. He felt like he would fucking fall on his ass if he didn't stay next to his niece. He definitely couldn't take noodle trick-or-treating in this bloody condition. 

      Noodle as she prepared to run in front of her uncle ready to go get way more sugar then she will ever need noticed how uncomfortable murdoc looks. " Uncle Murdoc, are you ok? " murdoc would look over to noodle as she unintentionally flashed the flashlight into his eyes. As he squints his eyes slightly he would think of an idea.... It's a much easier walk from here anyways. " you know how you want to get a lot of candy kiddo? " noodle nodded as murdoc continued to share his idea with his niece. "Well, how about we cheat a little bit. You'll get way more candy if we buy it from k-mart. "

Noodle would look at her uncle like he was the smartest man in the fucking world. " I never thought of that before! You're so smart uncle murdoc! " Murdoc would smirk proud of his idea as he gestured to noodle. "Well we better hurry up before everyone else gets that bloody idea too! "Noodle excitedly would follow her uncle as he did a little drunk mix of a wobble and a shuffle looking like a zombie who was just learning how to walk again after rising from their grave.

After walking a couple blocks the two make it to k-mart. Noodle would rush past her uncle as she ran past the sliding doors and into the cart area. " come on uncle murdoc! We need to get as much candy as possible! " as murdoc walked in he truly felt the alcohol punch him in his fucking gut. He leaned on one of the walls as he did his best to not collapse on the freezing tile. As Murdoc tries to figure out how the bloody hell he's going to do this he notices an electric cart fully charged up in the corner. He gestures to noodle. " Get that cart over here for me kiddo. "Noodle would look at the cart as she gave her uncle a confused look. " uncle murdoc you know how to walk though-" murdoc would gently cut her off. " Kiddo, I'm very drunk right now. If i try to walk i'm going to end up being one with a shelf. " 

      Noodle finally seemed to get the gist as she pushed the cart to her uncle. Murdoc carefully gets his drunk ass onto the cart while noodle grabs a normal cart. Murdoc goes at the pace of an enthusiastic turtle as noodle darts to the halloween aisle. Murdoc would follow as he called out. " GRAB ALL THE CANDY YOU WAN'T KIDDO! " Noodle gives an excited evil grin as she starts ripping stuff off the shelves and throwing it in her cart. From popcorn balls to halloween oreos and every other halloween goodie you can fucking think of. As she does so Murdoc would pass by the candy corn. Oh sweet satan his choice of poison. Murdoc calls over to noodle as she's putting the whole fucking isle of halloween oreos in the cart that already has a mountain of type two diabetes in it. " NOODLEEEEEEEE COME EMPTY THESE SHELVES KIDDO! I'M GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH BLOODY CANDY CORN TILL EASTERRRRRRR! "  

      Noodle would glance over as she runs over. " WOOO CANDY CORN STOCKPILE! " she absolutely starts tearing the bags off the shelves until there fucking bare. Murdoc's cart at this point is overflowing to the point where murdoc is having to hold half of the god damn pile. He drunkenly yells out as he starts moving the cart towards the check out. " COME ON KIDDDDDDDDO WE GOTTA GET THIS SHIT HOMEEEEEEE! " Noodle is using her poor cart, which has an ungodly amount of sugar in it to get murdoc to the register faster.

Meanwhile back at the studio Russell and 2d had finally finished cleaning up the house. 2d was on the couch half asleep as he watches the tv watching whatever horror movie is on the tv. Russell was putting all of noodle's presents away upstairs as he patiently waited for murdoc and noodle to get home. As Russell comes back downstairs to grab more stuff he hears the home phone ring. Oh sweet asgore what the fuck did murdoc do....despite not honestly knowing if he wants to know what murdoc is doing russell walks over to the phone and picks it up. " what's going on mudz? " 

      The first thing Russell hears is murdoc drunkenly slurring. " RUSSSSSSS WHERE AT K-MART AND I NEED YOU TO PICK US UPPPPPPPPP! BRING THE CAR AND STUUUUUUU! " In the background you can hear noodle calling out. " HI DAD! ME AND UNCLE MURDOC GOT CANDY FOR MONTHS NOW! " Russell is just completely gobsmacked. Even 2d can hear murdoc yelling through the phone and looks over. " What the hell did mudz do? " russell looked at 2d fucking shrugging. Murdoc yells once more. " HURRY UPPPPPP RUSS! I NEED TO GO PEE PEE RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW! "

Meanwhile back at the front of k-mart murdoc is sitting on a bench in front of k-mart. Noodle has already gotten into the halloween oreos and has devoured a whole sleeve. The sugar rush is coming. Murdoc is munching on candy corn while waiting like a toddler for Russell and 2d to get their asses to k-mart. Noodle looks over to Murdoc as he's destroying his poison of choice. " this was super fun uncle murdoc! We should do this every halloween! " murdoc nodded as he shoves more candycorn into his fucking pie hole. " WE SHALLLLLLL MAKE THIS A TRADITION!" 

      After a couple minutes Russell makes it over. As he and 2d see murdoc and noodle both of their mouths go agape not knowing how to respond to the masterpiece they are seeing right now. Murdoc and noodle had somehow managed to buy atleast three fucking isles worth of pure fucking sugar. Murdoc would give a big wasted wave as he yells out. " LOOK AT WHAT WE GOTTTTTTTT! WHERE NEVER GOING TO NEED TO BUY HALLOWEEEEEEEN CANDY EVER AGAINNNNNN! " Russell and 2d quickly get out of the car. Russell calls out. " MURDOC YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO TAKE NOODLE TRICK OR TREATING NOT GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE-" murdoc would cut Russell off as he attempts to explain himself. " WELLLLL I WAS TOO DRUNK TO BLOODY WALK SO I DECIDEDDDD TO JUST LET NOODLEEEEEEE GO BUY ALL THE SHIT SHE WANTTTTTTTS! "

Russell at this point knows it aint worth to fight with the drunk toddler who's feasting on candy corn right now. He sighed face palming as he mumbles out. " noodle and 2d you two get all of this in the car. I'll get murdoc. " noodle nods as she brings the cart over and her and 2d start stuffing the poor car absolutely full of sweets. Russell sighed walking over. " alright mudz time to get home. "Murdoc tries his best to drunkenly get his ass up. As he does a drunk waddle he yells out. " RUSSSSSSS I THINK I PEED A LITTTTTTTLE! " Russell just lets out a sigh ... .oh just wait till murdoc figures out what he did in the morning.