multi-fandom oneshots ( mostly gorillaz and undertale)

A special valatine

        It was a very early february morning. The whole studio was still asleep. Well everyone besides noodle. Noodle was downstairs sat at the dining table. The table was covered in all her art supplies, glue, and glitter everywhere. Noodle was focusing on making her last valentine. She would use a marker to write on a roughly cut paper heart " to the best uncle in the world. I love you uncle murdoc! Happy Valentine's day! " she would then shake some green glitter on it that gets absolutely everywhere as she shakes the bottle to coat the card in glitter. From her pajamas to the table and all over the floor everything was coated in the horrid sparkly tidbits.

After finishing her last card for her family she would swipe the glitter off the table and off her pajamas putting all the doom sparkles onto the ground for a future never ending nightmare for her father to pick up. Noodle would hide the rest of her evidence under the table before placing the cards at each chair for her three family members. She knew that if she wanted breakfast to be done before the others woke up that she needed to get to work right away. She runs into the kitchen ready to make the best valentine's day breakfast she can muster. 

      Noodle grabs her dad's apron and pulls it over her head. It was much too big for the six year old girl dragging on the tile kitchen floor as noodle pulled her step stool over to the fridge and freezer. From the fridge she grabs bacon, butter, eggs, and potatoes. In the freezer she grabs a bag of breakfast sausage links that at this point was nearly empty due to how often the household ate from it. Lastly, noodle would grab the loaf of bread off the counter and maple syrup from the cupboards. All her ingredients were prepared for cooking!

The young girl would grab the frying pan from under the oven storage placing it on one of the burners. She assumed it would be big enough to cook all the food at once. She would turn on the burner not even thinking about a good temperature for the food and just setting it to the highest temperature the burners can go. That should work! Noodle as the pan got to an ungodly heat would grab a bowl and plate along with a fork to start the french toast.

Noodle, unlike her dad, was certainly not the brightest crayon in the box when it came to cracking eggs. Sure she knew how to crack them from watching Russell do it but she was hitting the egg shell on the bowl way harder then she needed to flinging egg shells into the eggs. Definitely a crunchy surprise to say the least. Noodle just assumed that the shell was fine to have in there. Maybe it would add flavor! She would start aggressively whisking the egg mixture with her fork getting splatters of raw egg everywhere. Just more clean up work for Russell when he eventually wakes up to noodle's kind but...let's just say an unfortunate gesture of her love for her family. 

      As noodle worked on drenching the bread in the eggie disaster in the bowl the poor pan was at this point torched on the bottom of it. The smell of a burning pan filling the studio. Noodle just assumed this was normal. She would grab the butter tub and take some out with the same fork she used to whisk the egg mixture for the french toast to put some butter on the pan. Right away before noodle could even place the french toast in the pan you could see the butter burn onto the pan as it hit the scorching surface. As the french toast hit the pan that at this point was the temperature of molten lava it would instantly burn to a crisp on the surface. Noodle still wouldn't question it as sometimes 2d accidentally burns his food when he's cooking too. It's just extra crispy!

While the french toast becomes charcoal hunks in the pan noodle uses her glitter and glue coated fingers to grab the bacon and breakfast sausage from their packaging. She would use the eggy and greasy fork to carefully place the meat in the pan. Due to the pan being hotter than the south during the summer the bacon and sausage start popping grease everywhere, splattering it all over the stove and even somehow reaching the bloody ceiling of the kitchen. Noodle would quickly back away at least knowing that popping hot grease is not something she wants on her. She would quickly get a hold of the lid to the pan, shoving it on it so it can stop the kitchen from being coated in even more molten grease. 

      As the food becomes ash in the pan noodle starts the work on the hashbrowns. She grabs a butter knife from the drawer and starts violently with all her strength stabbing the potato. She barely manages to get the poor mutilated potato into very messy pieces. Noodle as she puts the potato chunks into a bowl realizes that she can't get the potatoes into the pan...hm. Well....uncle murdoc and 2d always use the microwave to cook stuff ... .noodle would use the starch covered butter knife to scoop a big glob of butter out of the butter container and flings it onto the potato crimescene before putting it into the microwave. Noodle knew that the hashbrowns at least needed a little while to cook....nine minutes should be long enough! It gives her enough time to set up the table too! She puts in the cook time on the microwave before it starts humming and doing its job as chef microwave. 

      After about 15 minutes noodle had gotten everything prepared for the lovely valentine's day breakfast. All the plates sat on the table with the overcooked disasters put on it like it was a culinary masterpiece for noodle's whole family to awe at when they wake up. The glitter that had somehow managed to end up on the plates was truly the perfect garnish to this culinary nightmare that sat on the table ready to be eaten. Noodle would patiently wait at the dining table as she coats her glass of orange juice in her still glitter and egg goop coated hands. She could barely wait to see her family's reactions!

Russell and 2d were the first two to come downstairs. 2d had woken up Russell telling him that he thought he smelt something burning in the house. After checking the whole upstairs and even getting murdoc to check as well they had finally found the culprit. As russell caught eye of noodle's valentine's breakfast he nearly felt himself gag at the extremely strong smell of burnt food that had filled the whole fucking bottom floor at this point. Even 2d with his strong stomach would feel his guts turn in his stomach at the overwhelming smell of noodle's culinary masterpiece. 

      Murdoc would call to russell and 2d as he makes it downstairs. " I can't find the bloody source. Are you sure you're feeling alright stu-" as murdoc made his way downstairs his working pupil would narrow at the sight in front of the three men. Even with his damaged deformed nose murdoc could still smell the horrid burnt smell that was pretty much acting as a weaker pepper spray as it filled the whole bottom floor.

Noodle would notice her family finally here to see her gift! She gets up and runs towards Russell giving him a big hug with her salmonella and glitter caked hands. " Happy valentines day! I made breakfast for everyone! " Murdoc, even though he loved his niece so much, was honestly glad that he wasn't the one who she bolted to after seeing how much glitter her hands are coated in. Russell does his best to mask his emotions as he slightly cringes at feeling noodle's egg coated hands hug him. He gives a smile as he comes up with an excuse that won't upset his baby girl who clearly had the best intentions with her gift. " well thank you kiddo. We really appreciate your gift so much. Ain't that right mudz and 2d? " murdoc and 2d could tell that Russell was planning something and quickly shook their heads as they forced themselves to hold a smile despite the massive amount of burnt food that was assaulting their nostrils right now. 

        Noodle had the biggest smile on her face thrilled to see how much her family appreciated her gesture. Russell would now come up with a much better excuse than murdoc or 2d could have ever come up with so they can just get out of this gas chamber of a studio. " Well I know you spent a long time cooking for us kiddo but we actually had a surprise planned for you to. You know how you've wanted to go to waffle house this week? " Noodle seemed to completely forget about her disaster of a masterpiece as she looked at her dad in pure awe. " where going to waffle house?! " russell nods as he gently gets out of the hug. "Go get dressed in your best clothes kiddo. Gotta look nice for a day out for valentine's day. " Noodle would nod as she rushed upstairs. " yay waffle house!"

As noodle went upstairs to get ready the three would sigh in relief. Russell looked at 2d and murdoc. " well meet you both outside. murdoc nodded as he grabbed his keys. "Come on stu let's get out of here before russ has to clean vomit off the floor along with glitter and cremated food. " 2d simply nods as he rushes out of the door with murdoc. Russell sighed as he glanced at the complete disaster....even if noodle had no clue what she was doing....he could definitely appreciate his daughter's giant heart and care for her family.