merry bloody christmas or whatever-

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( alright first of all EEEEEEE-THIS IS MY 50TH ONESHOT :D!!! second of all don't you dare say " why the hell are you uploading christmas stuff in june? " I DO WHAT I WANT XD. anyways imma keep this short. thank you for enjoying all my silly oneshots so far and thank you vee for reading almost all my oneshots XDDD. you're a fantastic friend and i love you platonically more then you know. )


        It was quite a busy Christmas eve night in the studio. Due to lots of work and just in general forgetfulness the band had completely spaced on celebrating Christmas this year. So they saw no other choice but to use Christmas eve as the night to get everything done. 2d and noodle were busy at the dining table quickly and messily wrapping up christmas presents as they sipped on some weak but good spiked eggnog. Both were waiting for ace who had made his way to memory!tale to go find some activities for the night along with more liquor. Russell was up in the main storage room digging through piles to find the Christmas decorations. Sweet asgore this made him truly wish that the bins where labeled.

Murdoc was currently the only person who was doing absolutely nothing practical. He flopped onto the sofa drinking some eggnog that he had mixed with a quite substantial amount of hard whisky. Despite him not being the biggest christmas fan murdoc would take any excuse to get absolutely obliterated on liquor until he passes out. Katsu would walk around the living room wearing a christmas sweater that noodle had forced onto him. He would sniff murdoc's eggnog before taking a quick lick of the eggy concoction. Katsu would hiss at the taste as he dry heaves. Murdoc wouldn't notice and would just slurp down his choice of poison as he flipped through the many Christmas specials that seemed to be on every channel. 

     While noodle and 2d were finishing off their part time job of being Santa's two overgrown elves they would both look up as ace knocks on the door calling out. " NOODZ AND 2D HELP-I CAN'T REACH THE DOOR KNOB AND IT'S COLDER THAN A SNOWMAN'S TIT OUT HERE!" noodle and 2d would cover their mouths as they attempted to quiet down their snickers at ace's pleading to be let in. ace would yell out once more in pure distress as he stood in snow that was up to his fucking shins. " THE BEER IS GONNA BE ALCOHOLIC POPSICLES BEFORE YOU TWO LET ME IN! "

After doing their best to restrain themselves from laughing in ace's face 2d and noodle walk to the door quickly opening it for ace. Ace definitely wasn't lying about not being able to reach the door knob. He had a solid eight bags full of surprises and other festive crap along with two cases of beer. Noodle and 2d would quickly help Ace as the three get the hell out of the snow and back into the warm studio. 

      As the three unpacked everything, Murdoc had finally found a special worth watching. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Murdoc seemed to completely lose his filter and distaste for the holidays as he starts drunkenly singing to the intro of the special. " GRANDMAAAAAAAA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEEEEEEEER- " ace, 2d and noodle couldn't hold in there laughter as they become laughing messes while moving the presents off the dining table. Murdoc would completely ignore the giggling as he continues to give everyone a lovely show in his wasted state. " WALKKKKKING FROM ARE HOUSSSSSE ON CHRISTMAS EVEEEEEE- "

Russell would finally make his way downstairs carrying down the christmas tree box and dragging the massive heavy container of christmas decorations down the stairs. He would walk into murdoc's wasted karaoke pausing as he just listens to murdoc's simply majestic drunk singing doing his best to hold back laughing. He would force himself to focus on the other three. Noodle looks over excitedly letting out in her tispy state. " Hi dad! Ace got gingerbread houses! " Russell would smile at that. "Well you three have fun with that- " before Russell could even get the tree out of its box, Katsu is already trying to bury himself into the box for extra warmth. Russell sighed gently using his slipper to move katsu out of the way. " You can hang out in the box in a second bud. "Katsu would let out a sad meow as he followed Russell into the living room with a slightly tipsy wobble. He had definitely gotten a little drunk from murdoc's eggnog. 

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