stupid headcanons : food preferences

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Murdoc niccals :

Foods he enjoys : mexican food (especially if it has chili in it), candy corn , cotton candy, moon pies, hot sauce, rootbeer, whisky ( jack daniels ), spiked eggnog, barbeque, soft cookies ( he specifically adores those walmart soft sugar cookies in the bakery area. ), black coffee, stale marshmallows/peeps ( aka rock hard ), specifically russell's homemade chili ( he will not eat it if it's canned or not made by russell), any sort of hot chips ( his favorite is takis even though there bad for his teeth), salt water taffy ( they can't be too hard to chew otherwise he will struggle to eat it), cajun food ( blame gambit-) , well seasoned foods in general. Bland food is something he can't stand, extremely spicy food ( light your asshole on fire type of hot), oatmeal pies, and he loves pistachio flavored stuff. He doesn't care if it's odd; he loves it.


 Foods he despises : hard candies ( he literally can't eat them without the fear of breaking a tooth), chicken ( unless it's covered up by flavors, drowned in sauce, or put in a different dish he can't fucking stand it by itself), spray cheese, hotdogs ( specifically raw hotdogs), any food that is supposed to be hot/warm at room temp/cold. He rather starve, overcooked vegetables ( to the point of mush ), extremely rich foods ( cheesecakes, coco heavy chocolate, ect...), extremely sour foods, tap water ( it needs to have something mixed in it. He can fucking tell if it was from the tap or from the brita in the fridge.), gummy candies ( they get stuck to his teeth ), tea ( tastes like dirty water to him), pickles ( ironic.), and vanilla anything. It's too bland.

2d potts :

Foods he enjoys : peppermint tea, candy canes/dinner mints, mint chip ice cream, mint gum ( that isn't food 2d-), hot coco , apple cider, apple pie/cobbler, pumpkin anything, cinnamon rolls ( only vee will know the inside joke and idc-), gingerbread, gingersnap cookies, oreos ( he really likes the halloween ones but the normal ones work to. He will eat a whole package of oreos by himself), fresh warm cookies, chinese food ( him and ace pretty much eat it during all there dates), ramen noodles, sushi , honeycrisp apples specifically, breakfast foods ( bacon, waffles, pancakes, muffins, eggs, breakfast sausage...etc), hot soups/stews, sweet potato casserole ( his mom used to make it alot), honey glazed ham, baked mac n cheese, caramel apples, smores, graham crackers, cinnamon toast crunch cereal, honey nut cheerios, baked potatoes, homemade breads/ biscuits, chocolate milk,and spice cake. 


Foods he despises : chicken ( unless it's in a soup he can't make himself eat it. The texture and flavor makes him gag), super spicy foods ( him and murdoc rarely share food), carrot, and egg salad ( ate way too much in his childhood), jello, store bought sweet tea ( it's way too fucking sweet), ginger ale ( he lost his tolerance to it during his childhood), and squid/calamari ( the texture).

Noodle hobbs:

Foods she enjoys : fruit smoothies, fruit of all sorts ( cantaloupe, watermelon, cherries, and peaches are some of her main favorites), cocktails/mocktails, sushi, boba tea, starbucks coffee, salads, all meat pizza, ranch dressing, doritos, spicy foods ( she can share food with murdoc without even breaking a sweat), sour foods/candies, barbeque, candied fruit ( fruit dipped in a sugar glaze that is then hardened onto the fruit), ramen ( not just a cup ramen. She jazzes it up with meat, vegetables, and eggs), smores, sprite, sherbert, smoked meats, fruity pebbles ( comfort snack), chocolate anything, grilled anything, skittles, and kebabs.

Foods she despises : plain/unseasoned seafood. That's it. She isn't fucking picky-


Russell hobbs :

Foods he enjoys : coke zero, coffee, ice tea, cajun food ( murdoc got him into it), barbeque, grilled vegetables, soul food ( his mother's specialty), baked mac n cheese, twizzlers, coffee/ caramel ice cream, very well seasoned food, caramel candies, banana/pumpkin bread, french toast, waffles/pancakes with fruit and syrup coating them, honey bunches of oats cereal, muffins, brownies, kettle corn, cobblers, and pies.

Foods he despises : alcohol of any sort ( bad past experience ), foods that shouldn't be fried ( pickles, butter, twinkies...ect), most seafood ( unless he cooks it himself he can't really stand it), black coffee ( it's way too bitter), overcooked meats/ vegetables, overly sweet foods ( he doesn't have a giant sweet tooth), canned meats/veggies ( ate too much as a kid), and most fast food in general ( he much rather sit with his family and have a good meal instead of just eating cheap mediocre food.) 


Ace copular :

Foods he enjoys : cheap beer ( bud light/ bush light is his preferred alcohol), spray cheese, hot dogs ( both raw and cooked), fried food of any sort, pizza with literally anything on it, ranch dressing, moon pies, twinkies, steak, ribs drenched in barbeque sauce, ice/sweet tea, coca-cola, lemonade, kettle corn ( even though it gets stuck to his teeth), grits, fast food ( taco bell is the shit-), barbeque, pickled hard boiled eggs, patty melts, funnel cake, bacon, cheese ( he has clogged himself up more then once due to overdoing the cheese), almost all the hostess and little debbie products ( childhood nostalgia), ketchup, brownie icecream/ rocky road icecream, chocolate, mcdonalds apple pies ( there so fucking good-), whip cream, chinese food, roadkill ( ace that's fucking nasty-), venison, burnt to a fucking crisp marshmallows, smores, cookie dough, and frozen food ( aka most of his damn diet).

Foods he despises : mint/peppermint stuff ( sorry 2d-), strong alcohol ( it will put his ass on the ground for the whole night), and candy corn ( he doesn't get why murdoc likes it so much)


King obsidian :

Foods he enjoys : mortal food is disgusting.

Foods he despises : mortal food. 

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