the whole history bloom!verse I guess- ( part 1 )

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( heya readers. i know you all are probably confused by this short piece of writing but let me explain. so i want to do a silly little crack thing about the history of my multiverse bloom!verse. this wont all be posted at once since i want these to kind of be small breaks from my more serious writing. i don't exspect everyone to read these but hey if you like them i'm glad. these will always be pretty short but i hope that this at least makes you people laugh. anyways if you like this goofy shit then please let me know and i'll continue to post the parts.)



Hey you. Yes you! You're living in a strange and extremely broken multiverse called bloom!verse. How did this fucking happen i hear you say? Well to learn this we need to go over a century into the past to figure out why this shit show was created.

Here we are at the hippie infested au we call 60s!tale. This reckless and rule free au is in a mysterious multiverse called era!verse. Anyways the only thing important about this purgatory of horrid fashion and disgusting looking home interiors is a little quinte family known as the Huleys.

The only two people we care about in this family is the small skittle shrimp known as tye and his socially fucked sister glitch. Both of these small children don't know it yet but they will eventually be the creators of bloom!verse. Though now we need to wait about 20 years for this-TIME SKIP TIME !

Alrighty after 20 years tye and glitch have finally moved out. The two are poor fucks though so for now there living in the LSD trip of a au known as memory!tale. Tye is making money by working at a video store while glitch is just being a freeloader because nobody wants to deal with a socially awkward fuck.

After about 10 more fucking years shit finally happens. During one of glitch's many fuck ups this dumb bitch somehow with her crazy ass powers somehow made a cool white void thing and got her and tye fucking stuck in it. The two also seemed to have stopped aging so hey they might be stuck in purgatory but hey they're immortal now so that's cool as hell.

For many decades while in there white gay baby jail glitch and tye use this time and some random fucking art supplies to create the idea of bloom!verse. Though there only doing this for fun-god damnit glitch did a fuck up again. Well shit i guess bloom!verse exists now. It also has a small au connected to it called comfort!village but that shit doesn't have anything in it yet so we don't care about it. 

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