Dahlias pov:
"hello chucklers all around the world!" charlie greeted.
"we have a special guest. dahlia rose everybody!""hello everyone!" i waved at the camera.
"introduce yourself." ted motioned as if to give me the stage.
"hi my name is dahlia rose but you already know that. i stream minecraft and am on the dreamsmp. and i'm 23 years old. i go by any pronouns not much of a preference but i like they/them."
"and what are we doing today schlatt?" charlie asked.
"i dunno nor do i really care. i just came here to bring clout."
"and you succeeded." i agreed.
"ted, you know right?"
"yes i do. and thanks for the insightful speech schlatt."
"no problem."
"answering viewers' questions on team speak!"
he exclaimed.
"our little cherub tucker has found some questions for us."(chuckle sandwich pod highlights !)
"hello fucker, cum, bread, and shit. my name is-"
"I AM A SLIME NOT CUM." charlie yelled.
"i'm glad they didn't refer to me." i laughed.
"i concur that i am in fact shit." schlatt agreed.
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"hello bed, shit, mucus, and... HI TUCKER~"
"I AM A FUCKING SLIME." charlie yelled.
"apparently not mucus." i said.
"FUCK YOU I LITERALLY HATE YOU."
"strong words coming from a mucus." i replied.
"I AM A SLIME."
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"i'd say my advice is to shut the fuck up." i spoke.
"WHAT."
"THEY ARE WRONG. YOU POUR THE CEREAL FIRST THEN THE MILK."
"the milk goes first." schlatt spoke.
"SHUT UP SCHLART. YOURE A FUCKING PSYCOPATH."
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"YOU DRINK YOUR COFFEE BLACK?!" we all yelled at schlatt.
"yep. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"now that's psychotic."
"WHAT?!"
"my dad used to do that." ted added.
"used to?"
"is he..." charlie asked cautious.
"HES NOT DEAD HE JUST GOT CONVERTED BY MY FAMILY TO DRINK IT WITH SOME CREAM."
"i know what i would like with some cream." i whispered into the mic.
"DAHLIA."
"WHAT?" i jumped back with my hands up.
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"so i'll ask the question... is nickelback metal?"
"NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT." i yelled.
"dahlia is very strong with their opinion on this."
"THATS LIKE CALLING LIMP BIZKIT, INDIE ROCK."
"what-"
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Fanfictionwhen a healing girl finds a person they finally trust. a niki nihachu fanfiction niki nihachu x OC Contains: homophobia ED SH smoking addiction abuse swearing innaproprate language NO SMUT!! that's against nikis boundaries