The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

helping out a friend

Vaggies pov

There were a few things I expected after my performance. Applause, excitement, question's about the hotel. What I didn't expect was mocking laugher.

"What in the nine circles would make you think anyone here would want to be a good person?" Katie said in the middle of her laughing fit.

"Well we have a client who's showing incredible progress" I shot back.

"Oh?" She turned back intrigued "and who might that be"

"Oh no one important" I stared at my hand "just a certain Lucifer"

"The porn star?" Tom poked his head over.

"You fucking would tom" katie shot him a look, making him look away nervously "as if that's impressive. You could get that hooker to do anything with enough angel dust and lube"

"Oh I beg to differ. He's been clean, well behaved and out of trouble for two weeks" I listed them off on my fingers with a grin. Try disregarding me now!

"We just got updated on the recent terf war and it seems a new player has joined the fight" the screen turned to the fight and to my horror stood Lucifer fighting alongside a tall rooster like sinner.

Lucifer's pov

"It's so good to be fighting alongside you again luci baby" Ozzy smiled at me "you've been gone so long, I thought you'd gotten yourself into shit again"

"Actually I reunited with my daughter" I explained as I sent another one of those egg things to an early grave "she's got this girlfriend, real sweet girl who's trying to redeem sinners"

"Sounds like bullshit" Ozzy shrugged as his lit an egg on fire.

"I know right" I chuckled "but it's the only chance I have to connect with Charlie again. Anyway they got me on this program where there's no alcohol, no drugs basically anything fun is bad. I've been clean for two weeks!"

"Clean?" He gestured to my clothes which were covered in yok.

"Well sorta clean" I shook the yok off me "and as long as the girls don't find out it's all good!"

"How dare you ignore the great fizzarolli" a clown looking guy jumped out of his ship "ceese with this idal chitchat and fight me like the men you're supposed to be"

"What is that accent" Ozzy raised an eyebrow.

"I swear this guy watched Bridgerton once and now thinks he's oh so proper and fancy" I said mockingly, making Ozzy laugh.

"Ceese with the mockery" fizz's cheeks went red "you've disrespected me for the last time Asmodeus! I'll take you down and your little friend too"

"Ok now he's just getting annoying" I picked some stray wax out of my ear "you ready to fuck him up?"

"You know it baby" Ozzy winked at me.

"Alright" I cracked my knuckles, letting my wings come out "let's have a little fun"

Vaggies pov

"Oh fuck" I muttered as the fight went on. This is the absolute worst case sanerio!

"Oh fuck is right" Katie leaned over, totally revaling in my misery "seems even your own client doesn't believe in your cause. Tell me, how does it feel to be a complete and utter failure?"

"Well how does it feel that I got your pen, bitch!" she immediately stopped laughing and turned to me with furious eyes. Oh fuck!