The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

show and tell

Vaggys pov

Lucifer awakened tied to a chair though he didn't seem too upset. It was like this was a normal thing for him.

"Bout time you've awaken your highness" a muscular man shoved a light in his face "your at my mercy now. So I suggest you be a good boy and tell me the royal families weakness"

He laughed dryly "it's funny you think I'd tell you anything"

"Alright I guess I'll fuck the information out of you" the man threw him down and-

"Oh dear lord" I shielded my eyes to protect what little innocence I had left. There's many things I could go through life not seeing and watching my future father-in-law getting plowed is definitely one of them!

"Dad what the fuck is this!" Charlie glared at him.

"What?" He shrugged "It's show and tell. I figured this is the kind of thing we were showing"

"Why would you ever think that!" Their fight was cut short by the phone ringing.

"Oh my dad's calling I've gotta go!" I took this opportunity to escape this awkward situation. Sorry Charlie!

Charlie's pov

"Vaggie wait!" I groan as she ran off, leaving me alone with this mess.

"You know honey this video won me a award" dad said proudly.

"Please stop talking" I groaned.

"Not a very convincing performance" we looked over to see alastor cleaning a glass.

"Oh? And what makes you the expert" Lucifer turned to him with a glare.

"Oh please I know all about you folks" he jumped over the bar "being a bartender entails observation. I've been stuck with you  fools for so long that I can read you like a book. Miss princess is a bleeding heart that wants to solve everyone's problems except her own. Miss Charlie hates everyone including herself "

I groaned loudly. He didn't seem to notice as he continued "that one is a lonely sod who watches us sleep"

"I only did it once" fizz argued.

"And mimzy" he turned to mimsy who was intently watching dad's video "you don't even want to know"

"Oho deer boys got fangs" dad growled seductively.

"Oh don't even get me started on you" his eyebrow twitched in annoyance "I see right past you and how fake you are"

"Fake?" He stumbled back in shock "oh wow it's almost like I'm a actor dumbass. And!-" he was cut off by the phone ringing "hello? No I- I'm not- yeah I can be done in five. Bye"

He hung up and turned to us "welp I have to leave early for work. Bye honey" he flew over and kissed my cheek "try and loosen up a bit doe eyes. You'll give yourself wrinkles" he slapped alastor on the ass before walking away.

"Wait" vaggie ran up to him "you can't leave yet. We have exercises to do"

"You can start without me" he put some baby pink sunglasses on.

"But-"

"Kiddo" he cut it off "it's my job. Unless you can fix my boss then there's nothing you can do" with that he left.

Vaggie groaned as she slid to the ground "why is this so hard?"

"Well you are the princess of hell" I sat down beside him "technically your status is higher than him"

"But I don't want to use my power to force him" she whined.

"Not force baby, just aggressive kindness"

Vaggie gasped "your right! I'll be so aggressively kind to lucis boss that he'll give him some time off" she reached up, kissed my cheek and ran out the door. I touched my cheek lovingly.

Good luck honey