The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

fake

Alastors pov

I hummed to myself as I cleaned a glass. At first I was miserable being forced here, I was mostly pissed off about how that woman had me dancing in her palm but I've come to peace with my role in this game and have accustomed myself to everyone's quirky personalities.

"Hey doe eyes"

Everyone except him!

He slid across the bar and gave me an award winning smile "be a 'deer' and make me a drink" he laughed at his own joke. I rolled my eyes as I grabbed a drink.

"You look like shit" I commented as I took in his messy hair and tired bloodshot eyes. I've never seen the boy look so frail.

"Impossible" he fixed his hair with a smile. I opened the bottle and poured him a drink. He took a quick swing "hey I meant a strong drink!" he snapped.

"Well excuse me. I didn't know this was a drink to forget night" I poured him the same drink.

"Oh I forgot, you're the wise bartender that knows me better than myself" he said mockingly "get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink" he tipped the glass over.

I sighed as I cleaned the spill "you know if you're looking for a solution then you won't find it at the bottom of a bottle. Not to mention how awful it is to subject your daughter to that. If you need to talk I'm willing to listen"

"Oh? And where should we talk? In your bedroom? Under the covers?" I tensed up at his sexual advances.

"Knock it off" I growled.

"Oh come on baby" he leaned forward "I bet I could make those ears of yours twitch-"

"Enough" I pushed him away, shaken up for once "jesus Christ! I can't understand why you do the things you do. How can you stand being so fake-"

"Call me fake one more time you bastard!" He got in my face, demon form out but I wasn't intimidated.

"Fake" I booped his nose, making his eye twitch in frustration.

"Fucking asshole!" He flew back with tears in his eyes "you think I care what you think? You're just some bartender who thinks he's better than everyone!" He threw a bottle at me which I casually dodged "fuck you! I wish I never met your stupid face!" With that he flew away.

"Dad!" Charlie turned to me angrily "al what did you do?"

"I made him a drink" I shrugged.

"I'm scared. I pushed too hard earlier and I'm afraid I made everything worse" vaggie hugged herself.

"Dad" Charlie teared up. I sighed. I have such a weakness when it was to women in distress.

"Don't cry dear" I gently wiped her tears away "I'll check on him"

"Thank you alastor" the girls smiled as I headed out the door.

Now to drag that idiot home.