The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

trust exercises

Vaggies pov

"A little to the left and perfect!" I stepped back to admire my handiwork, a sign that read "happy first week fizzy!"

"Is a banner really necessary babe?" Charlie tilted her head.

"Of course" I slid down the ladder "I want fizz to feel welcome as the newest member of our family-"

"Delivery" we looked over to see fizz signing for a strange package. We exchanged looks before heading over to him.

"Hey buddy, whatcha got there?"

"I'm building a cannon" he said proudly.

"What? Why!?" I yelled.

"Everyone's being too nice. Clearly they're planning to harm me. I refuse to lose any more limbs" he shook his arm dramatically.

"Fizz no one's trying to harm you" Charlie pinched the bridge of her nose "they're being nice to you cause they want you to feel welcome"

He peered over at the others. Lucifer and Alastor gave him the finger and mimsy gave him a creepy smile.

"I don't trust it" he glared at him.

Our argument was cut short by a call from my dad "I'll be right back" I shot Charlie an apologetic smile before rushing off "can you make it quick daddy. We have a bit of a situation"

"Oh fuck, have you tried punching them?"

"Daddy you can't solve every problem with your fists" I shook my head.

"Oh yeah you're all about that peaceful bullshit now" he laughed.

"Could you please take my work seriously" I growled. Why is everything a joke to him!

"I do, I take it super seriously" he insisted "tell you what you do kid. Do some trust exercises with them"

"Trust exercises?" I tilted my head.

"Yeah we used to do them when I was an extrocist angel. They did wonders for teamwork"

"That could work" a smile spread across my face "thanks daddy, goodbye" I hung up before rushing over to the others "guys I have just the thing for this tension"

"You do?" Charlie raised an eyebrow.

"Yep. Trust exercises!" I jumped excitedly in the air.

"What exactly does this entail? I'm not putting on a show for you all" alastor leaned back into the sofa.

"But you have the perfect voice for show biz baby" Lucifer laid his feet on Al's lap.

"I don't disagree but my point still stands" alastor gave him an annoyed look.

"Oh Charlie you should take over" I turned to her with an excited smile.

"Wha- me?" She looked at me worriedly.

"Yeah. I trust everyone so you'd be much better at this" I pushed her ahead. She stumbled in front of several judgemental gazes. I gave her a reassuring smile. She took a deep breath before starting.

"Alright this is a simple test. Step up there, tell the group something vulnerable about yourself and fall back to let the others catch you"

"Mean girls, I love that movie" Lucifer gushed.

"Maybe you'd like to go first dad" Charlie smiled at him.

"Okey dokey" he flew up to the stage "something vulnerable you say? Ok how about this, I love to suck-"

"I swear to god if you say dick-"

"Popsicles you sicko, get your mind out of the gutter" he fell back and Alastor caught him "besides I don't discriminate when it comes to genitals" with that he dropped him with a disgusted look on his face.

Lucifer turned to fizz with a smile "alright new guy you're up"

He stood up as a spotlight shone down on him "I don't want to live without my egg bois. Nobody catch me!" he fell back and everyone caught him "damnit!"

Next mimsy ran up "sometimes I drug my customers drinks so I can feel the touch of a man" she jumped and everyone, feeling uncomfortable by her confession backed away, causing her to land on her face "ow"

"This isn't working" Charlie groaned "I wish there was a perfect trust exercise out there we could use"

"Well I may have an idea" Lucifer wrapped his arms around us. Oh no.