The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

a happy day in hell

Charlie's pov

As my girlfriend went off to take a call, I turned to my mother with a glare. Why did she have to come back.

I felt a hand on my shoulder. I looked up to see my dad. I felt my face soften. As much of a screw up he is I'm still glad he's here.

"Let's try and relax honey" he muttered as he rubbed my shoulders "why don't you let me force some folks to stay here? Me and your mom could fill up this hotel in no time"

"Why do you think I'm here" I looked over to see alastors annoyed face "running a bar for a couple of half wits is the last thing I want to do"

"What you don't like spending time with me doe eyes" dad said teasingly.

"Call me doe eyes again and I'll ram this bottle down your throat" he growled.

"Oh kinky" he wiggled his eyebrows, causing alastors face to twist in disgust.

"I get the feeling your getting off to making him uncomfortable" I chuckled, more than used to my father's dirty talk.

"Guilty" he laid his head against my shoulder with a smirk.

"Charlieholyshit!" Vaggie waved her hands excitedly.

"What's wrong?" I raised an eyebrow. She simply beckoned me over, bearly able to contain her excitement. I smiled lovingly as I made my way over to her.

She took a deep breath before starting "I just got off the phone with my dad. He can't make it to the angel meeting and wants me to go in his place!"

"Wow that's massive" I muttered "okay let's take a moment to-"

"I can do this" she started to sing "I just know it. I'll get heaven behind my plan"

"Vaggie hold on"

"There's just no way I can blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance"

"It's just a meeting"

"To change their minds and touch their hearts" she placed her hand on my chest, making me smile "oh whatever angels have"

"This could be bad" I muttered.

"Cheer up Charlie" she took my hands "this could be swell. Something tells that today will be a happy day in hell"

"Ok just don't sing to them-"

"Your girlfriend's halfway down the street honey" dad pointed out.

"Is she-"

"Dancing like a swan"

"Oh no!"

Vaggies pov

"There's a warm fuzzy feeling that walfs through the air. Every streets so revealing it's hard not to stare" I turned my face away from some adult activities! "It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere if you don't mind the smell" I stepped away from a rotten corpse "it's a happy day in hell!"

I skipped down the streets, encountering an old man "hi mister"

"Go fuck yourself!" I smiled nervously at his sudden aggression. Yep this is home!

"There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul"

"Hello"

"Got a ton of barb wire to sharpen his hole"

"Excuse me"

"Some blood is required we all have our roles"

"I'm not doing well"

"Another shitty day in hell"

"If I can show them the dream I dream that any soul can change" I sung from my soul "then they would know everyone can be redeemed from the evil to the strange!"

"I can hear their stories the lost and displaced" I looked around at my people with love in my heart "and I know that they're more of an acquired taste but I opened the door and I gave them a place at my hazbin hotel it would be a happy day in hell"

I hopped onto the roof of the bus for a quick tour of my home "from the ports of the old where the sinners go to watch award winning TV and porn shows. To the cannibal town where they don't wear a frown cause- holy shit oh my god why!" My singing was put to a stop by the sight of a family eating a body but I quickly got my mojo back.

"And I don't give a fuck that his brains got in my e-e-eye! Cause I know I can spare them from heaven's genocide. I can do this, I just know it. I'll get heaven behind my plan There's just no way I can blow it. Not this once in a lifetime chance. To change their minds-"

"And touch my parts" a guy pulled of his tench coat, revealing his naked body.

"Uh no thank you" I back away "I'm just gonna fulfil my destiny!"

"Your loss bitch!"

"I can already tell" I grinned as I ran up the stairs "today is gonna be a fucking happy day in hell!"

I took a deep breath as I reached the top. It's time.