The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

stayed gone

Velvets pov

Vox chuckled as I looked through his drawer "you know Lucifer isn't the only one who's spending time with the princess and her little girlfriend"

"Oh really" I muttered, not really interested "what is it someone who owes you money?"

"Oh she owes us a lot more than money" he chuckled "Lilith is back"

My eye twitched as my nails dug through the dresser "what did you say?"

"You heard me" he smirked.

"So Lilith is staying with Adam daughter and that's not the first fucking thing you told me!" I grabbed his coat angrily.

"Hating Lilith is your kink not mine" he put his hands up in defence.

I pushed him away and watched as she disposed of fizzarolli, the guy who's been trying to join us for months. After he ripped up her dress she left to get it fixed.

I clenched my teeth in frustration "that bitch is back!"

Vox turned to me "yeah I thought she was gone for good too"

"It's been seven years!"

"You still pissed she almost beat you that time?" He pinched my cheek.

"Fuck off" I gave him the finger.

"Just saying~"

"Things have changed a lot since she left town"

"That's for sure"

"I've got to send a message of who's really in charge of things now"

"Hehe"

"Welcome home" I swung the doors open, heading into the studio "I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone, say hello to a new status quo. Everyone knows that it's a brand new dawn, turn the TV on!"

"Cameras rolling ready in three two-"

"Welcome to the show" I spun in my chair to greet the people "top of the hour and we're discussing a certain bitch who's been spotted running her mouth after a seven year absence" below the screen were hashtags #cancelculture #drag her #let her cook "did anyone miss her? Did anyone even notice? More on tonight's program"

"So the former queen is back in town, why's she hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well luckily I've got good news. She's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile but the bitch is a coward!"

"And you can take that as gospel, pull my followers impossible. I'm visual she's barely audible" I hopped from tv to tv to keep their attention "Stop giving her the time of day, don't listen to a word she'd say, I hope she had a nice vaca but she should have stayed away!"

"While she hid behind the scenes we moved on to bigger things" I noticed her step out of the tailor with an amused expression. She won't be smiling when I drag her name through the mud "now her status is barely fucking there!"

"Hell's been better since she split" I skipped down the hallway "where's she been? Who gives a shit!" I wrapped my arms around the boys.

"Hello citizens good to be back on the air" I turned around to see Lilith surrounded by news reporters "yes I know it's been a while since someone with style treated hell to a real show sinners rejoice!"

"What a dated voice!"

"Instead of a clout chasing mediocre influencer"

"Come on!"

"Is velvet insecure, pursuing allur. Switching between this fad and that is nothing working?"

"Ignore her bitching"

"Everyday she's got a new format"

"It's called the future. You're so old you don't even know that!"

"Is vel as strong as she proposed or is it based on her support? She'd be powerless without the other vees" the boys smiled at the compliment.

"Fuck you!"

"And here's the sugar on the cream. She asked me to join her team"

"Hold on!" I tried to stop her.

"I said no and now she's pissy that's the tea!"

"You old timely bitch! I'll show you suffering" the electronics glitched as I started to lose my cool.

"Uh oh the TV is buffering"

"I'll destroy you and your whole fucking bloodline you bit-" the signal cut off, leaving me in the dark. Only one tv was up, one with Liliths face.

"Let's begin. I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone, tune on in" her ram horns began to grow as her body stretched and cracked like a broken doll "when I'm done your status quo will know it's race is run, oh this will be fun"

I sat in the dark as her laughter ran through the room "fuck!"