The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

hell is forever

Charlie's pov

I felt ready to pull my hair out as I looked through the useless footage I gathered. I can't show this to vaggie. She's out there fighting for her cause and I've got nothing to show her. How could I let her down like this.

"Charlie dear you look absolutely awful" my eyebrow twitched at the sound of my mothers voice.

"Kindly fuck off Lilith" I spat. I was usually such a calm person but when it came to my mother I always spiralled into fits of rage.

"My is that any way to talk to your mother" she shook her head.

"You stopped being my mother when you took me away from dad and then abandoned me like I was nothing!" Tears streamed down my face "now you've come back just to fuck with my girlfriend and her dreams. Why do you insist on tormenting me!"

"Ah so that's what this is. I suppose I deserve your wrath" I swear I saw a flicker of guilt in her eyes before she smiled at me "tell you what. I'll help you film this advertisement, for real this time"

"You'd do that? For nothing in return?" I looked up in surprise.

"Of course" she gently wiped my tears away "you're my little girl. Your happiness is all the payment I need" I didn't know if I trusted her words but it felt nice to hear her say it regardless.

She clicked her fingers, dressing us all in the finest clothes. I picked up the recorder with a grin "alright everyone it's movie time!"

Vaggies pov

"When you take your so called friend out for dinner and they expect you to pay half so you like oh I thought you supported gay rights"

"No" I cut him off before his stupid guesses made me slam my head into a wall "our shared problem of overpopulation in hell"

"Oh well that's not a problem" he turned to husk "babe how many soul did you kill this year?"

"About 179 sir" he replied.

"179? Badass! This is exactly why I married you" he stroked his chin, making him blush.

"No not awesome" I interjected "those are my people, human souls just the same as in heaven"

"They're not the same" husk said bluntly "they had their chance on earth and earned damnation"

"You're wrong" I stood up "sinners made mistakes sure but they can change-"

"Bullshit!" Husk slammed his fist down angrily "there's nothing more annoying than listening to some self righteous brat talk about things she doesn't understand" he walked over to me "the only reason you're here is because daddy gave a pardon to you. I wouldn't be surprised if your people resented you for that" I shrunk down at his cruel words. It's not true..is it?

"Well we're running out of time" angel yawned "It's now or never girly"

"Oh fuck!" I jumped to my feet and pulled out my PowerPoint "I've got a lot to get through and not alot of time and I feel like you weren't hearing me before so here it goes" I cleared my throat before starting.

"I know hells population is out of control" the first slide showed a crowded group of sinners "it's a bad situation it's taking a hold" the next slide showed the sad faces of sinners "if we rehab this sinners and cleanse all their souls at my hazbin hotel" it's then I noticed I'd jumped three slides ahead "wait I'm getting ahead of myself, right extermination!"

"I know you fly down just to kill once a year" a slide of flying to hell "and it must be annoying to slip all the way here" a slide of annoyed angels "if they join you in heaven that trip disappears!" A slide of angels and sinners holding hands in heaven "you can wave that chore farewell" I took a deep breath "it'd be a happy day-"

"Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time" he cut me off.

"Ok" I said, feeling a little confused.

"If what you're suggesting is letting them climb up the ladder oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates" he said mockingly.

"Well-"

"Sorry sweetie but there's no defying their fate cause hell is forever whether you like it or not" he jumped on the table, showing off his wings "had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot. Cause the rules are black and white there's no use in trying to fight it. They're burning for their lives until we kill them again"

"But-"

"Just try and chillax babe your wasting your breath" he placed a finger to my lips "did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death? Are they winners? Are they sinners? Cause it's cut and dry"

"Well actually if you-"

"Fair is fair an eye for an eye!" He took off into the sky, his pinkish white wings in full view "when all said and done. There's the question of fun. And for those of us with define ordament" he reached out his hand, a sign of peace? I reach out to take it only for him to smirk "extermination is entertainment!" he spun me around, singing something about a keyboard solo?

I slowly stood up, my head spinning. A pink and white keyboard had appeared in angel hand as he continued mocking me "hell is forever and it's meant to suck alot so give up your dumb endeavour cause you don't have a shot!"

I growled as gold enwrapped my hands. I stumbled back in shock. What was that?

"Long as I have your attention I guess I should probably mention that we've made the determination, to move up the next extermination" he handed me a note that said "get fucked bitch!"

"What?" I shook my head in disbelief.

"Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts. I know it's just been a week but we'll be back in six months" he threw me out of the room.

"Wait you can't just-" but he closed the door in my face without a care "ah shit!"

Angel dust's pov

"Heh stupid bitch. Can you believe that friendship is magic bullshit she was spewing" I laughed at the absurdity of it all. Hust stayed silent "what's wrong"

"They found the body sir" he said gravely.

"Are you serious" a wave of dread filled me. I made the call to move up the extermination when one of my girls went missing but I never imagined-

He nodded as he took his mask off "they've never been able to kill one of us before. What if it happens again-"

"It won't" I gently cupped his cheeks "we'll make sure there's not a soul alive to pull a stunt like this again"