The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

visit from dad

Vaggies pov

"Alright everyone look alive" Charlie clapped her hands "We need to make everything look perfect for the king"

Everyone was bustling around, getting everything ready for daddy's visit. Lucifer and Alastor were hanging up flyers, mimsy was cleaning the house and fizz was making cookies (they're burnt to a crisp but it's the thought that counts!)

"You ok babe?" Charlie placed a hand on my shoulder.

"Yeah just nervous" I gave her a shaky smile "this is my chance to finally get him to take my dream seriously"

"Everything will be ok" she squeezed my shoulders reassuringly.

I nodded greatfully. It's time. I opened the door and-

"Vaggie!" Daddy engulfed me in a hug "I'm so happy to see you, oh you've gotten so big" he spun me around.

"I haven't grown since I left daddy" I chuckled.

"Right of course" he laughed nervously "so no real update with me. Still not married though I can get married if you want me to. I'm sure you want a mom. I can get you a mom!"

"Dad I'm fine without a mom" I said reassuringly. Still insecure about raising me alone I see "why don't you take a look around"

He nodded and took a look around the hotel.

"Oh bless him, he's so nervous" Charlie chuckled.

"Yeah, daddy doesn't really get out much" I watched him nervously.

"Aha..oh I see...yeah" he looked around, trying desperately to find something nice to say "well it's certainly got a lot of character!"

"Oh daddy" I took Charlie's hand and dragged her over "this is Charlie my girlfriend"

"Holy fuck you like girls. So do I! We have so much in common! Bring it in barley" he pulled her into a hug "damn she is a stunner. You must get your taste in women from your old man" he nudged me playfully "damn kid I'd love to meet the woman who birthed a hottie like you-"

"Hello Adam"

"Fuck! Lilith!" His eyes widened in realisation before turning back to Charlie "now don't worry sweetie. This hasn't put you in my bad books. It's not your fault your mom's a bitch"

"Charming as ever Adam" her smile twitched.

"Why the fuck are you doing here" he hissed.

"Lilith been helping me at the hotel" I stepped in.

"What!?"

"That's right" she appears behind me "I'm more than happy to indulge this bright young lady's bizarre request" she placed her hand on my shoulder.

"Get away from my daughter!" he pulled me away.

"Oh don't panic Adam. You'll give yourself gray hair" Lilith laughed.

He shot her a glare "I guess it makes sense that you're here. A no name like you. No wonder vaggie called it the hazbin hotel, ahaha" he nudged me.

"Ahahah it was actually my idea"

"Ahaha makes sense. You never were very original"

"Haha! Fuck you" she got in his face, glaring. Oh boy.

"How about I introduce you to some of my other friends" I led him to the others "these are our hotel guests Lucifer and fizz"

"Your majesty!" Fizz gave him a salute.

"Lucifer? The guy who betrayed me with a fucking apple!" Dad was steaming.

"Okay let's go see some of my other friends" I dragged him away, his glare not leaving Lucifers head.

"This is our barman alastor" alastor bowed politely "and that's mimsy"

"Heya tall dark and handsome" mimsy waved flirtatiously. Suddenly the chandelier broke. We coughed as dust filled our lungs but dad simply laughed.

"Alright then" he took my hand and slid across the room "looks like you could use some help. From the big dick of hell himself. Check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp"

"Five star!"

"Flawless!"

"So fucking great!"

"With a punch of a pentagram. A wam! Bam! Boom! Alacafuckingzam! Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb but you get the family rate, thanks dad!"

"Who needs some bitch now that you've got the chief" he served me a cave of him stabbing Lilith "mister oh tasty? I don't know fucking french! I'll rig the game for you cause I'm the fucking ref! Champagne foundation, natcho mountains that's just the start!"

"Who's been here since day one" Lilith pushed him to the side "who's been as faithful as a nun. Always cheers you up with a healthy pun your executive manager!"

"That's true!"

"I'm your gal! Your day to day, your chum, your set fast hotelia. Remember when I fixed that cloug today" she pulled mimsy out of the toilet.

"I ruined my hair" she cried into his chest.

"Oh you!"

"I'm truly honoured that we've built such a bond" she spun me around.

"Aww"

"You're like the child that I wish that I had" Charlie stiffened up at her words.

"Wait what?"

"I care for you just like a daughter I spawned"

"Lilith what are you doing?" I whispered.

"It's a little funny, you could almost call me mooooom" she smirked over at dad and I immediately realised what this whole thing was about.

Dad pulled out his guitar and played a solo in her face. Lilith dropped a piano on his head and began playing only to be cut short by a heavy metal guitar solo.

"They say when you're looking for assistance. It's smart to pick the path of least resistance"

"Others say that in your needy hour. There's no substitute for pure angelic power" he sprouted golden wings and I couldn't help but stare in awe "you just happened to also be your dad!"

"Sadly there are times where parents are plain bad! They say the family you choose is better"

"What fucking losers!"

"Can you butt out of my song?"

"Your song? I started this!"

"I'm singing it I'm finish it!"

"Oh you tacky bi-"

"It's me!"