The Angel Princess (Hazbin Hotel Swap Au)

the vees

Velvets pov

"This episode of yeah I fucked your sister so what is brought to you by vel tech company. Trust us trust us trust us~"

I laughed as the hypnotic waves of the algorithm infected the ears of everyone who heard it "ah I love the internet"

My pure bliss was cut short by a call from Valentino. I took a few minutes to collect myself, knowing this call would ruin my day before answering.

"Val what the fuck do you want" I growled.

"Tone down the negative energy darling, I have enough to deal with" he fixed his black hair which was clearly a wig "vox is acting out again and I need you to deal with him before he ruins my entire drag race. Grr damnit vox!" His call was cut off.

And just like that my good mood had vanished "fuck my life" I grumbled as I headed upstairs.

"Miss velvet" news reporters swarmed me as soon as they saw me "what are your thoughts about the time cut?"

I forced a smile on my face as I said "as these trying times our company is more focused than ever on your safety. That's why I'm introducing vel tech angelic security available to download on any device. Trust us with your safety" I pressed a button on my suit, causing everyone with a phone to get hypnotized.

"Uhh when did we start working on angelic security?" My assistant asked.

"About thirty seconds ago, keep up grampa" I shrugged him off "get your people started on the app. Give the people some shitty ads that won't have anything you show in the actual app. I have to put a fire out upstairs"

When I arrived val gave me an irritated look "you sure take your time darling"

"Can you blame me" I looked around at the complete shit show vox caused "so where's our flat screened prince?"

"Up in his chamber waiting for his ciao bello to calm him down" he took a puff of his pipe.

"Right" I sighed "any idea what upset the piss baby this time"

"No idea darling. All I know is he ripped up my best model and there's no time for the unlucky la puttana to put himself back together" he turned to the others "well don't just stand there. Put on something slutty and make some straight men question their sexuality!" He snapped his fingers and like trained dogs they headed straight for the changing rooms.

"Well you seem to have everything under control" I smiled at him "I'll go deal with the manchild"

"Good luck darling"

Once I got there I was greeted by vox drowning himself in vodka.

"Bout time you got up here" he spat "can you believe it? That ungrateful whore!" He threw his drink at the wall.

"You're going to have to be a little more specific vox we have a lot of whores" I'm already getting a headache from this guy!

"Lucifer. Who else would I be talking about!" He got in my face.

"Lucifer? What did he quit?" it'd be bad if he did. That guy's our biggest star. Losing him would put a dent in our bank account.

"No it's even worse. He moved!" He grabbed my phone and threw it at the wall. I'd be more pissed off if I didn't have a dozen more "he reunited with his daughter and now suddenly he wants to live there! This is exactly why I keep saying porn stars shouldn't have kids. We should sterilise the whole fucking lot of them!"

"Vox this is why I keep saying you should write up a contract with him" I glared at the boy.

"I know but there's just something so thrilling about him willingly staying with me" he hugged himself with hearts coming out of his screen.

"You are such a horny freak" I shook my head "look don't stress about it. Keeping our best star happy is a good thing. Just make sure he doesn't get too close, we don't want him to leave us"

"Don't worry Vel. I'm more than capable of handling my bitches" he smirked.

"Yeah like I was the one worrying" I shook my head fondly. At least that shit shows over..