Rewrite Time

87

2014

"MOM! I can't find my wand! I think Elena took it again" I run upstairs

I knock on Ellies door "yes mother" Ellie smiles

"Wand now" she plops on the bed "she called me a wormhole of conversational value I don't even know what that means she deserved it"

"I will talk with Emily about that but right now give me her wand"

Ellie passes the wand "thank you, are you packed?"

"Mom I hardly unpacked, only thing I need is to find my Slytherin tie Dray gave me" I nod "he said he'll meet us at the tracks to see you off"

"Its only my second year mom" I kiss her head "and we all love sending you off each time. Look at Rosalina and Emily as well as Cadmus they are in there last few years" she nods and then starts looking around her room for the tie

I give Emily the wand "I can't wait to be back in Gryffindor common room away from that gnome"

"Emily be nice to your sister" Emily storms off

Fun

I go to check on Rosalina "hi sweetheart how are you"

She looks up from her books "worried"

"Why?"

"Is aunty Lulu going to be at the station?"

"Yeah she drops off the twins"

"Lysander kissed me and I think aunty Lulu knows what if shes upset I've been avoiding him"

"Honey no one will be upset"

"Oh yeah sure, did you see how happy Pansy has been since Cadmus and Asteri have been dating! Cadmus and her are like sewn together at hogwarts. And it's gross Asteri is my best friend and dorm mate at hogwarts. Why would anyone with brains in Ravenclaw date a hufflepuff!"

"Might want to ask Cho you know the lady who married Cadmus' godfather Cedric or maybe ask Cadmus godmother and your auntie lulu who married a son of a hufflepuff he might be a hufflepuff I don't remember"

"Gee thanks mom for nothing at least its better than marrying a ding bat Gryffindor WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW TO SEPARATE COLORS AND WHITES!"

"I HEARD THAT!" Came Fred from downstairs

Oh Merlin

I am 36 and have a house full of CHILDREN

"If you have a problem with your fathers poor laundry skills do it yourself Rosalina your going into your seventh year at hogwarts and all you do is complain about your brother have you taken a moment to realize this year after you graduate you are my heir and will live in the other domain for a year!"

"I know I've done the training!"

"Oh really? Last time I checked you blew it off while Cadmus, Emily, even Ellie all went to training!"

"It's not that big a deal!"

"IF YOU DONT WANT IT JUST SAY IT! All your other siblings would love to be the heir"

"No I want this mom. I want this"

"Then work for it! If by the end of the year you can't beat all your siblings and I in a duel whoever wins gets it"

"Fine!"

Fine

"Mom why did dad have to have six siblings!"

"What?" After the conversation we just had i was confused "everyone at school I'm basically related to thanks to him, your no better the black lineage goes into the malfoys and thats eww and then you have your siblings oh and the Truit lineage did way too much mingling!"