Chapter 39: The Mystery

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"WOW, you're mentally possessed now too," exclaimed Allison.

"Nah, it's fine. I'm ok," said Jahnavi, trying not to stumble.

"Uhhh I think we better find a place to rest first, and I will find something in my medical pack to help. I have KT tape for my ankle and some alcohol wipes for my bloody knives. Also, I have a spare tennis racquet because I broke my old one on one of the hard-headed goons," Allison informed.

"I'm going to get 6 more racquets, just in case another breaks," Allison said as she wiped off the blood on Jahnavi's head.

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"Why do I resemble a banana and cilantro put together by the 7th-grade girls?" said the disgusted Milo.

"Wait what? What am I?" exclaimed a surprised Jonas.

"I remember that you are an asparagus," replied Shinkai while Jonas looked away, annoyed.

"No surprise to that," added Milo.

"It is still unknown why the girls call him Mr. Asparagus,'" quoted Shinkai from The Voices of the Threateners Season 1 Prologue.

"I heard that Jahnavi's brother is Mr. Eggplant," remembered Milo.

"Mmm eggplants are good," said Jonas with a dirty-minded look.

"EWW NO, I HATE EGGPLANTS," Shinkai screamed.

"What's wrong with eggplants?" asked Jonas innocently.

"The teacher isn't even here...," groaned Shinkai.

"What?! You're the one being dirty-minded," stated Jonas.

Note: every time Jonas says something dirty-minded, he acts innocently to be the teacher's pet; as though he has no idea about the dirty-minded side.

"How did a conversation about cilantro turn into an eggplant fight?" exclaimed Milo

"Ask Jonas," said Shinkai.

"What do you want?" inquired Jonas.

"Answer Milo's question?" responded Shinkai.

"What do you want?" repeated Jonas.

"Answer Milo's question," sighed Shinkai.

"What do you want?" questioned Jonas.

"What do you want?" replied Shinkai, playing and loving the Jahnavi game.

"What do you what do you want?" asked Jonas.

"What do you want?" asked Shinkai.

"What do you want?" questioned Jonas.

"What do you want?" questioned Shinkai.

"What do you want?" wondered Jonas.

"What do you want?" wondered Shinkai.

"What do you want?" inquired Jonas.

"What do you want?" responded Shinkai.

"Oh goodness, am I the one to stop arguments now?" shouted Milo, whose head was spinning faster like a tornado, who actually secretly loved spinning.

"Change of topic," declared Shinkai.

"No," replied Jonas.

"Yes," insisted Shinkai.

"No," said Jonas.

"Oh my god, somebody save me," says Milo.

"Says the one WHO FOOLS AROUND OFTEN!!!" joked Jonas.

"Looking for Evangeline with Jahnavi and Allison is way better than listening to you two," complained Milo.

"We shouldn't, considering our near-death experience with the dictators, even though I idolize Putin. Trump should have been part of the dictators and Biden should not. TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!" exclaimed Jonas.

"Now is not the time for your Republican campaigning," Milo advised accurately.

"Yeah Jonas," Shinkai blurted out waspishly.

Note: If Allison were here, she would heatedly debate why Trump and Putin's alliance was bad, and the fact that Putin's followers (and himself) racially insulting Obama. Also, Trump was trying to date Russian women ¼ his age. (Inappropriate!) Quoted from the Russian Roulette by two Democrat authors (obviously) even though some Republicans don't support Trump. 

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Suddenly, a mysterious whooshing of sound came towards them.

"What's that?" wondered Jahnavi.

"I think it is wind," reasoned Allison.

"Since when is wind inside caves?!" Jahnavi pointed out.

"Evangeline?" wondered Jahnavi again.

"Why would Evangeline make weird wind noises?" asked Allison, facepalming her forehead. "You should get a whack on the head with my racquet."

"I don't know... I just want to find her and leave," Jahnavi said. "Also, please do not slap me."

"Fine, I know, but I want to find out more about her secrets. Are you sure she's not dead?" Allison wondered.
"I'm not sure," Jahnavi hesitated for a few seconds. "Now which way should we go?" added Jahnavi, seeing no more bloody footsteps.

"Let's follow my gut feeling," laughed Allison.

"Did you produce Ms. Asparagus through your gut?"

"WHAT? JAHNAVI FORK YOU!" shrieked Allison as she chased after Jahnavi with her racquet...again. Plus she pulled out her two shining kitchen knives.

"AAH KNIVES!! I'M GOING TO DIEEEE," screamed Jahnavi.

"Evangeline is the opposite of you," laughed Allison.

"Let's both get a grip and take a break," Jahnavi finally decided after being whacked on the head three times.

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