The Voices of the Threateners

Chapter 43: Why Should I?

After leaving the haunted house while smirking with delight when hearing the voices of the goons and the ghost, who were whirling around in a random tube, Evangeline started to plan revenge.

"The only thing I'm left to do is explain what had all happened to them," sighed Evangeline.

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After the quarreling and debating of the 7th graders, Allison started to feel suspicious.

"Why do we even need to find Evangeline? She has her own plans. We shouldn't ruin them," advised Allison.

"I'm too curious to wait for her," debated Jahnavi.

"Well then whatever. Evangelini might be lurking right now though," joked Allison.

"Ohh wait...what if she is right now?" gasped Jahnavi.

"Then we shouldn't disturb her," decided Allison.

"She's always disturbed!" mocked Milo.

Crunch! Milo fell down to the floor again, because of Allison's mighty punch sent against his neck, without any mercy.

"OOPS, my bad. A burst artery I guess," exclaimed the proud Allison.

*Here ends the story of Milo, who tragically died because of Allison bursting one of his main arteries.*

Author's note: A cremation has been made for him already so don't worry.

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"Well, well, well, let's see who's here," exclaimed a familiar noise from behind.

"What?" shouted Evangeline.

"How dare you say "what?" to me! I am your elder!" remarked the offended man.

"OkAY, hi I guess," said Evangeline dryly.

Feeling offended yet interested, the man ran to catch up with Evangeline, who was walking too fast (though it was her normal pace) and acting as if she knew where she was going, even though it was obviously the opposite.

"What happened to my goons, may I ask?" said the mad scientist (man).

"I gave them what they would like, their happy funeral day! Fun, right?" replied Evangeline. Then, she kicked the mad scientist in his ass and ran away while cackling in mad laughter.

"ARGHHH! I wish I experienced the same fate as my sidekicks," the scientist groaned half heartedly, who knew that he couldn't have children anymore because of the kick.

Meanwhile, Evangeline got ahold of her senses and feared for her fate. She thought to herself that kicking someone in the ass is not going to help solve problems. Kicking someone in the nuts was going to help. Without further ado, Evangeline started to run back to the mad scientist and then kicked his ass again four times in a row. (because 4 is the death number in Chinese culture.) Evangeline screamed "DIE" and emphasized the word every time she kicked him. The scientist saw hell then.

"What a nice reunion between you and your friends," said Evangeline enthusiastically after seeing three people running towards her and the mad scientist sank to the floor with an unnerving scream.

Allison, Jonas, and Jahnavi caught up with Evangeline.

"WE SAW YOU SCREAMING AT... um I am so proud of you Evangeline," said a surprised Allison. "I never thought you would have the guts to kick him in that place, ya know."

"YEeEeEeEeeEEEeessSSSS SLAY QUEEN!" yelled Jahnavi with her eyes widening at the shock.

"Now I fear for Shinkai," muttered Jonas, who instantly feared Evangeline's stalking gaze, giving him a death warning.

"But now, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! PARTY TIME!!!!!" yelled Jahnavi and Allison.

"Hey guys, don't forget about me," said Jonas.

"I WANT to forget about you," said Allison.

"My feelings are hurt," murmured Jonas.

Abandoning Jonas, the girls skipped off into Lee Unknown, with Shinkai comforting him.