The Voices of the Threateners

Chapter 41: The Catastrophe

Warning: this chapter contains elements of nudity and sexual abuse.

"Do you like my balls?" questioned the zesty Jonas to Milo.

"Woah Jonas...," remarked Shinkai.

"JO-nas!" yelped Milo.

"What? I'm talking about the balls that the child is holding over there. Why are you guys so dirty-minded?" teased Jonas.

"Oh my gosh Jonas...," remarked the annoyed Shinkai.

"You literally said 'my balls,'" the exasperated Milo pointed out.

"Oh, you must have misheard," smirked Jonas.

"Oh god," sighed Milo.

"Ok, dare or dare, Milo," asked Jonas.

"No, I don't want to," argued Milo, who was now beyond annoyed.

"Shinkai, dare or dare?" questioned Jonas.

"The 2nd dare," decided Shinkai.

"Sleep with me," dared Jonas.

"That's reserved for Evangeline," debated Milo.

"I know that she has a crush on you and all, but no, sleep with me baby," begged Jonas.

"Uhh chill-" said Shinkai.

"So, is that a yes?" wondered Jonas.

"Umm, no thanks," replied Shinkai. "I reject your proposal."

"It's a dare for a reason," quoted Jonas from Allison.

"I think you're quoting Allison for a reason," smirked Shinkai.

"No, come make out with me. We can produce children together," decided Jonas.

"NOOO," said poor Shinkai as he ran away from Jonas. Probably into Lee Unknown (wonder where that is?).

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"The screaming is louder now. I feel like we are getting close," updated Allison.

"Oh my god, it's really loud now," confirmed Jahnavi.

"Oh, a door!"

"We have to open it but I don't want to."

"No, you do it," demanded Allison, using her normal Allison way to escape from opening the door.

"You always say that. Do it for once," pleaded Jahnavi.

"No," decided the stubborn Allison.

"Let's do it together," suggested Jahnavi.

"Ok, 3, 2, 1, open," counted Allison.

"HELP ME AAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGG WHAT THE- AAAAAA," shrieked Jahnavi and Allison.

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"SHINKAI, WAIT," Jonas called after him.

"That reminds me of when Shinkai's sister was marching around the campus with her friends and shouting 'Shinkai die'," remembered Milo.

"Uh, what?" wondered Jonas, shaking his head with disapproval of nothing.

"Oh wait, we should run after Shinkai. I don't want another person to get lost. My poor brain," wailed Milo uncontrollably.

"Hmmm, ok," agreed Jonas.

"You're staying here," demanded Milo.

"Mmmm no," disagreed Jonas.

"You're staying right here," argued Milo.

Shoving Milo to the ground, Jonas ran after Shinkai with a smirk on his face.

Meanwhile, Shinkai was standing while being extremely frightened because Jonas was chasing him with a suspicious expression on his face.

"Jonas, what do you want?" exhaled Shinkai. "You're being scawy!!"

"Nothing, darling," said the h*rny Jonas.

"You all CHILL and CALM down," yelled Milo after them.

But it was too late. Jonas pushed Shinkai gently down onto the floor, spreading wide his legs, intensely pretending to make out with him (or was he?), while Milo recorded the scene with his Apple watch and stood in shock.

"Ahh it's so big...," moaned Shinkai as Milo's jaw fell a thousand times more.

"HoLY jESuS ChRiST!," exclaimed Milo, who was totally not enjoying the scene.

"WHAT! I HEARD SOMETHING," exclaimed Allison, who was led by the door to the forest, which was where the boys were.

"I heard nuffing," muttered Jahnavi, suffering from hearing loss.

"I fluffing heard the boys," snickered Allison.

"The boys?! Which way?!" yelped the excited Jahnavi.

"There!" exclaimed Allison, pointing left.

"WHAT THE FOOK IS HAPPENING HERE???" yelled the exceedingly hyper Jahnavi.

"I am just going to close and cover my eyes here..." sighed Allison, who realized everything that had happened.

As the two girls pried Shinkai out of the grip of Jonas, Allison whacked Jonas with her tennis racquet twice.

"So everything descends into chaos when we, who are disciplined girls, are not here??" asked Allison.

"Yeah, I guess, and this is the only time you will hear me say this," said Milo sardonically.

"No, this will be the first in many times you will say and feel this way," Jahnavi remarked with a smile on her face, which quickly turned into a twisted snarl."NOW ANSWer my FrIckIn QUEStiON, WHAt ThE FoKT iS HApPEniNg HErE???" yelled Jahnavi, which was so loud that it shook the trees.

"Alright alright, chill Jahnavi. So, Jonas decided to be zesty for a dare, and Shinkai is his victim, as you all saw," said Milo disgustedly.

"Well then, Jonas, if you attempt to make out with someone like Shinkai or Milo, we will forcefully pry open your mouth and pour isopropyl alcohol and bleach down your throat, which will result in painful death...understood?" threatened Allison in her business-like manner.

Suddenly Jonas, who woke up from Allison's painful blows to his head, replied, "Why are you taking this so seriously bro. I was just having fun."

"BECAUSE. YOU. ARE. A. PERVERT! And also I am NOT your bro! " exclaimed Allison.

"And why's that a problem?" asked Jonas.

"Because you are the problem," roasted Jahnavi.

And as expected, Jonas just shook his head again...for no reason.