Together We Will Live Forever | An ABO Fanfic (DekuBaku)

Chapter 46: Back Into the Fold

Saturday, May 31 — Sunday, June 1

SATURDAY, May 31 — continued

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BREAKING NEWS:
Probation for Prime Alpha Midoriya Izuku
&
Is Revealed to be Stepson of ALL MIGHT!!!
ALL MIGHT FINALLY HITCHED!!!
By Kamibashi, Ise

May 31st, 2xxx
NAGANO, Japan—News of Prime Alpha Midoriya Izuku being released from Tartarus and placed under probation has spread, causing celebrations worldwide.  Several witnesses were called to the stand to testify, including the supposed UA classmate that was allegedly raped and kidnapped by Midoriya.  The classmate came in defense of the Prime Alpha, which may have been the main factor in swaying the remaining four judges to throw out the old sentence of 46 years behind bars; however, the Prime Alpha is not fully exonerated since he will have to perform community service for the crimes of property destruction, petty theft, stolen [discarded] goods, illegal use of alpha commands, and waste of taxpayers' resources.  Midoriya was released due to time served [approx. 39 days], and will be under a probationary period of six weeks under the supervision of UA High School.

Nevertheless, the public has vocally supported the Prime Alpha ever since the botched Heaven's Gate raid, especially when Midoriya's identity was confirmed.  They had been arriving in droves, camping all around the courthouse to show their unyielding support, causing chaos from the airport, all the way to the Nagano Courthouse.  Many arrests were made due to public indecency, but soon were sent to a cordoned off section since there wasn't enough room in jail. 

Now that Prime Alpha Midoriya Izuku is free from the confines of Tartarus, the Symbol of Peace will have to deal with his new sex symbol status—the Symbol of Sex—according to his rabidly adoring fans.  He is also ranked as the #1 Porn Star in the world [verified by PornHole Ranking Metrics] due to the Blonde Bombshell documentary reaching the once unimaginably unattainable, PLUS ULTRA QUINTUPLE DIAMOND STATUS of one trillion views of a singular video [and still rising] on YouView.  What will happen once the Prime Alpha graduates from UA and becomes a pro hero?  That has led to many speculating that his chances of shooting to #1 Pro Hero of Japan is guaranteed. 

Prime Alpha Midoriya Izuku's own account has exploded seemingly overnight, already surpassing Hawks, the fan-proclaimed King of Chatter—with 479 million followers and counting, far exceeding Hawks's 57 million followers.  Many fan accounts were created after the Blonde Bombshell leaked, hosting a haven of horny, thirsty people posting X-rated fanart, fanfics, memes, and gifs of the documentary.  Due to Chatter, Fotoshoot, and many other social media platforms having a difficult time blocking countless numbers of uncensored images of the Prime Alpha's penis, they have all begun to issue a warning prior to opening their app to billions of users.  One such warning is from the Chatter app:

"We at Chatter Support Team do recognize the significant influence that Prime Alpha Midoriya has on society, especially since the 'documentary' was first leaked.  We understand that there are minors who use our app to connect with friends, family, influencers, and celebrities; unfortunately, our site has been flooded with images and videos of the Prime Alpha of a sexual nature.  These images have been taken down; but when one is taken down, twenty more take its place.  Chatter cannot ban accounts due to the majority of our users posting about the Prime Alpha.  It would be impossible to scrub every single image and videos from the app without shutting down the site entirely.  The only way to protect minors from viewing upsetting mature images is to physically take their phone away.  We apologize for the inconvenience."

Speaking of the Blonde Bombshell documentary, now that Prime Alpha Midoriya Izuku is on probation and will eventually be freed, the question of who owns the rights to the video has come into play once again.  Toshinori Yagi, a.k.a. All Might, has stated that he recently filed a lawsuit against YouView on behalf of the Prime Alpha for the rights and the revenue it generated.