Eintracht Frankfurt Incorrect Quotes 3

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Mario : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million euros?

Rafa : Lucas, you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Lucas : You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Rafa : Good thinking.

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Dario : The floor is lava!

Christopher, laying on the floor : Ah, yes. The sweet release of death.

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Timmy : Why don't we go out to dinner tonight?

Gonça : I'm sorry, I don't go out with married men.

Timmy :

Timmy : Gonça, I'm your husband.

Gonça : I make no exceptions.

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Rafa, waking up : Am I in hell?

Hrvoje : Ugh, no. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

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Kristijan : Who did this to you?

Hrvoje, with a small knot on his head : I accidentally ran into the door.

Kristijan : Does it hurt?

Hrvoje : A little but I'm okay.

*later*

Rafa : Where the fuck is the door?!

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Mario : Just go over there and tell Jesper you like him. What's the worst thing that could happen?

Jens : He could hear me!

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Seppl : Welcome to Frankfurt, my name is Seppl and I will be your tour guide.

Seppl : If you look to the right, you will see Frankfurt.

Seppl : If you look to the left, you will see Frankfurt.

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Timmy : What do we say if someone disagrees with us?

Gonça : That's homophobic.

Timmy : No.

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Hugo : We're out of cereal water.

Marcel : What?

Hugo : Cereal water?

Marcel :

Paxten : He means milk. 

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Mario, to Philipp : Love your Cologne. What is that? The stench of death?