Djibi : If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Rafa : Can we get an ice cream?
Kristijan : I'm literally driving you to the emergency room.
Rafa : But I want an Oreo blizzard.
Kristijan : You've been stabbed!
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Timmy : Why are you eating cereal for lunch? I thought we were gonna make Mac and Cheese.
Gonça : I was going to, but the cookiter isn't working.
Timmy : The what?
Gonça : The cookiter. Cooker thing. Whatever it's called.
Timmy : ... The stove?
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Jesper : If it wasn't illegal, I would eat cereal for every meal of the day.
Randal : I have some wonderful news for you.
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Christopher : So this is my house.
Aurélio : What's upstairs?
Christopher : Stairs don't talk.
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Hrvoje : Money absolutely does not buy happiness.
Rafa : You are probably spending it wrong, give it to me and I'll show you how it's done.
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Kevin : You have Prince Charming right in front of you and yet you're thinking of someone else?
Kevin : That's a bit sad.
Jan : I'm actually becoming sad too.
Jan : There's a person in the 21st century calling themselves Prince Charming.
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Kristijan : Why don't you have an umbrella?
Rafa, under Kristijan's umbrella : Because I'm a man.
Kristijan, mumbling : You're an idiot. That's what you are.
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Teacher : Your kid said a swear word in class.
Timmy : I'll talk to them about it.
Timmy, to his kid later : What the fuck dude.
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Christopher : I'm going to get coffee. Anybody want anything?
Kevin : I'll have a latte.
Omar : I'll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf.
Kristijan : I'll have a bagel with a little-
Christopher : You know, I was just being polite.
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