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Jessic : I can post this clip on Twitter, and then get like, a million retweets. I'm not gonna, though. I have training.

Jessic :

Jessic : Oh shit! I have training! I gotta go!

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Timmy : I haven't seen my dad in thirty+ years.

Simon : Drop a tutorial?

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Randal : Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Junior : A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Timmy : He's a trainwreck of a man but by God do I wanna get on his tracks.

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Seppl : That's what she said!

Philipp : What who said? Wait, what BITCH is talking shit about ME?

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Rafa : I didn't try to be a bitch!

Hrvoje : What a good title for your biography.

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Dino : There's no need to get hysterical.

Timmy : Yes, there is! What there isn't a need for is staying calm!

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Kevin : I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.

Kevin : You can kill me off but everyone will stop watching.

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Jens : Plants are basically the ideal friends.

Jens : They are quiet, friendly and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun.

Jens : And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked in a locker room.

Jesper : What the fuck is going on with the other players?!

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Lucas : Revenge is a waste of time.

Rafa : So is watching television and eating candy, but you do it because it feels good. 

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