Faride : Oh no.
Randal : What?
Faride : I think I've developed an emotional attachment to a human being again.
Randal : You what-
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Makoto : You don't like musicals.
Timmy : The new me loves musicals.
Makoto : Well, the old you got us kicked out of the cinema when in a viewing of the Greatest Showman because you kept shouting ''that's not realistic'' at the screen.
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Almamy : *pulls a glass of water from out of nowhere*
Evan : Where did you get that?
Almamy : My pocket.
Evan : How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?
Almamy : Skills.
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Timmy : Hey darlin', what's that on your ass?
Gonça, touching his butt : I don't know, what ?
Timmy : It's right there on your ass!
Gonça : Well, what is it then?!
Timmy, winking : My eyes.
Gonça : *shaking his head but blushing really hard*
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Kevin : You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad.
Kevin : Nevermind, I have found a new book and everything is alright again.
Kevin :
Kevin : By God, this cannot be happening.
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Simon : I love charcoochie boards.
Diant : What?
Simon : You know. The big plates with cheese on them.
Diant : Do you mean charcuterie boards...?
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Seppl : Where are you going?
Mario : I need some air.
Seppl : We have air inside.
Mario : I like beer with my air.
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Rafa : In my defense, Kristijan, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting.
*earlier*
Rafa : Lucas! Stop hitting! Kicking hurts more!
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Jensson : You ever get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and think, shit, it's finally happening?
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Paxten : Top five men?
Timmy : I've topped way more than five.
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