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Daichi : Got Makoto a full-sized inflatable T-Rex costume and he asked, ''what am I going to do with this?''

Daichi : And it's like, dress as a fucking T-Rex and stomp around, obviously?

Djibi, nodding slowly : The lack of vision in this team...

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Paxten : I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room.

Tuta : How childish! I'm not kissing anyone.

Ansgar : *walks into the room*

Tuta : Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.

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Jérôme : You read my messages but didn't reply?

Aurélio : First of all, I didn't mean to read them.

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 Marcel : Some of us are still ''it'' from a childhood game of tag.

Hrvoje : Way to fuck me up on a Friday.

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Paxten : One day, I hope that I'm the boy who walks intro the room and all eyes are on him.

Timmy : The trick is to get a really bit hat and then scream.

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Seppl : Just learned that a dentist a block away from here was arrested for dealing drugs.

Timmy, nodding : Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to her for ten years.

Timmy : Never knew she was a dentist.

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Faride : Hey guys, I brought lunch.

Randal : Did you pay for it?

Faride : I said ''brought'' not ''bought.'' I'm not saying anything else without my lawyer present.

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Seppl : Did you enjoy your first day of training?

Timmy : First day? You mean that I have to do it again tomorrow?!

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Kristijan : Wait a minute. Are we hugging? Have we ever done this before?

Rafa : No, and if you tell anyone, I'll slit your throat.

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Seppl : Surprise inspection!

Seppl : We gotta clean the house now now now!!!

Seppl : Paxten if you haven't made your bed throw it out it's too late! 

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