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Seppl : You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea?

Philipp : And I ignore you? Yeah.

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Christopher : Tell us, is there a spirit in this house?

Ouija Board : Y-E-S

Christopher : Great, your portion of the rent is 650€. It's due the first of the month.

Ouija Board : W-T-F

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Oliver, interviewing Rafa to watch over the team for him : Do you have any experience with children?

Rafa : I met a child once.

Oliver : Great, you're hired!

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Seppl, seeing Marcel drawing : Hey, you found a new hobby! That's great, Marcel, I'm really happy for you!

Marcel : *draws people on fire*

Marcel : Yeah, I just like sketching people in crisis.

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Paxten : You do realize how insane that is, right?

Jesper : Yes.

Tuta : You call it insane, we call it Tuesday.

Paxten : It's Saturday.

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Jens : I'm very upset and there's nothing that can make me feel better.

Makoto :

Jens : No.

Makoto :

Jens : Don't.

Makoto : *brings Jesper into the room*

Jens, fighting back a smile : Fuck.

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Gonça : So, you find me attractive?

Timmy : Yes.

Gonça : So, I find you attractive, you find me attractive. What are you gonna do about it?

Timmy : *smirks*

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Marcel : I have a joke for you.

Mario : Okay.

Marcel, giggling : The government has the people's best interests at heart.

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Jesper : Hey, Jens! Can I read your palm?

Jens : Sure.

Jesper : *takes Jens's hand and looks into the creases*

Jesper : I see something in your future.

Jens : What is it?

Jesper : *intertwines his fingers into Jens's*

Jesper, smiling : Me.

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Seppl : What does everyone want for breakfast?

Timmy : A real father figure.

Jens : A childhood without abuse or trauma would be nice.

Seppl :

Randal : I'll just have eggs. 

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