Randal : Excuse me, what do you call this dish?
Waiter : Hors d'oeuvres.
Randal, to Jessic : And what did you call it?
Jessic : Horse divorce.
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Faride : You don't get to choose your biological family.
Randal : You don't get to choose your found family either.
Junior : Buckle up, bitches!
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Rafa : The only thing I'm guilty of is seeking the truth... And also murder.
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Rafa : I have to break you down to nothing and then build you up piece by piece.
Hrvoje : I have decathlon practice tomorrow.
Rafa : Well, I'll just break you down to nothing and we'll see what time it is.
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Timmy : I'm in love with your son.
Domingos Paciencia : I'm sorry.
Timmy : I said I'm in-
Domingos : No, I heard it and I'm truly sorry for you.
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Lucas : I feel like making the blind kids play seeker in a game of hide and seek is a majorly shitty move, even for you.
Rafa : The only reason you're saying that is because you haven't seen them in action before. Trust me, even if we put them up against some adults here, none of them would stand a chance.
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Robin : I'm not out of control. I'm a law abiding citizen.
Willian : Really? Name one law.
Robin :
Robin : Don't kill people?
Willian : That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Ansgar : Be nice!
Tuta : I'm always nice.
Ansgar : Real nice. Not bitchy nice.
Tuta : You're tieing my hands up there but fine.
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Jesper : Timmy, did you want a boy or a girl?
Timmy : I wanted a cat.
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Paxten : Looking back, I have no regrets.
Timmy : You should.
Jesper : You should have a lot of regrets.
Paxten : Yup.
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