Timmy, to Kevin : If you want him back, either tell him, or better yet, shut up. And cry yourself to sleep like everyone else.
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Kevin : Hi pretty Jan. Oh you're so pretty. But not just your face, your brain. It's like your beautiful brain exploded all over your face.
Jan : Are you drunk?
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Jesper : You... You... You rude person!
Rafa : Jeez, go easy on him, Jesper.
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Junior : I'm sleepy.
Randal : Go to bed.
Junior : But I wanna talk to you.
Randal : Then don't go to sleep.
Junior : But I'm sleepy.
Randal : I'm gonna kill you.
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Djibril : I was voted most likely to get left behind on a field trip. Feels nice to be noticed for once.
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Tuta : Looking back, I have no regrets.
Ansgar : You should.
Tuta : Yup.
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*After Jesper wakes up in bed with Jens*
Jens : Want some breakfast? I know how to make cereal.
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Lucas : You two are sleeping together?!
Rafa : Only when we're done having sex!
Kristijan : *smacks him*
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Timmy : Can I get a vodka, please?
Cashier : Sir, this is a McDonald's.
Timmy : Ok, a McVodka, then.
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Jesper : Hey guys, I need some advice. See... I think I'm in love with Jens.
Tuta, sarcastically : That is brand new information.
Ansgar, also sarcastic : I had no fucking clue.
