Eintracht Frankfurt Incorrect Quotes 3

29

Gonça : Timmy and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Timmy : We what?!

_____________________________________________

Jens, after coming back from loan : I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats. Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to ''Jens-Petter'' or ''Hot Stuff.''

____________________________________________

Timmy : Gonça, we're not married.

Gonça : Dude, we're a little married.

Timmy : I know. I love it.

__________________________________

Rafa : Jesper, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Jesper : In the fridge.

Rafa : No, Jesper.

_________________________________________

Philipp : Marcel wants the flamethrower.

Mario : Marcel wants the what?

Philipp : That's what he said, now move.

________________________________________________

Dino : Congratulations. You two just won gold and silver in the complete idiot olympics.

Timmy :

Tuta :

Timmy : So which one of us won gold-

Tuta : Just shut up !

_______________________________________________

Willian : Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Robin : I am, thank you.

_____________________________________________

Ellyes : I'm beautiful, I'm hideous, I'm amazing, I hate myself, I want to rip my skin off, I deserve a treat.

_________________________________________________

Philipp : *trying to do something with one hand while holding Mario's hand with the other*

Mario : If you want me to, I'll let go.

Philipp, squeezing Mario's hand tighter : I'll be fine.

________________________________________________

Tuta : Pros and cons of dating me.

Tuta : Pros ; You'll be the cute one.

Tuta : Cons... Where do I even begin?