Gonça : Timmy and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Timmy : We what?!
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Jens, after coming back from loan : I was hoping they'd put up flyers like they do for lost cats. Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to ''Jens-Petter'' or ''Hot Stuff.''
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Timmy : Gonça, we're not married.
Gonça : Dude, we're a little married.
Timmy : I know. I love it.
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Rafa : Jesper, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
Jesper : In the fridge.
Rafa : No, Jesper.
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Philipp : Marcel wants the flamethrower.
Mario : Marcel wants the what?
Philipp : That's what he said, now move.
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Dino : Congratulations. You two just won gold and silver in the complete idiot olympics.
Timmy :
Tuta :
Timmy : So which one of us won gold-
Tuta : Just shut up !
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Willian : Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.
Robin : I am, thank you.
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Ellyes : I'm beautiful, I'm hideous, I'm amazing, I hate myself, I want to rip my skin off, I deserve a treat.
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Philipp : *trying to do something with one hand while holding Mario's hand with the other*
Mario : If you want me to, I'll let go.
Philipp, squeezing Mario's hand tighter : I'll be fine.
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Tuta : Pros and cons of dating me.
Tuta : Pros ; You'll be the cute one.
Tuta : Cons... Where do I even begin?
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