Junior : This is not coffee. This is twenty bottles of five-hour energy and four cans of Monster mixed with cocoa powder.
Junior : I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating two hours ago.
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Seppl : How the hell does Jesper still have energy after all of that?
Kevin : He's a kid, that's just what kids are like at that age.
Timmy : Maybe you two are just getting old?
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Rafa : Hating on me is crazy because I do nothing but be sexy.
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Timmy : Gonça just texted me.
Kevin : OK? Text him back.
Timmy : I don't want to seem desperate.
Kevin :
Kevin : You're married to him.
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Makoto : What's going on?
Kevin : Kristijan thinks homophobic means 'Afraid of gay people.'
Kristijan, standing in the middle of an anti-gay protest with Rafa : If I don't have a million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow, I will kiss this man on the mouth in front of your children.
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Kristijan : I love you.
Rafa : I love you too.
Lucas, from afar : That's gay.
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Makoto : Nothing good can come from this...
Seppl : Maybe so, but at least this way we have some measure of control over whatever calamities do befall us.
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Paxten : Today, I yote my water bottle across the hall.
Timmy : Did you just used ''yeet'' in past tense?
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Lucas : Anything can be argued if you think about it hard enough.
Rafa : No it can't.
Lucas : What? Yes! People can even argue... Wait a minute.
Lucas : Fuck you.
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Marcel : Why do good people die young?
Seppl : You see, when you are in a garden full of flowers, which one do you pick?
Marcel : The ugly ones.
Seppl : Exact- wait wait what? Why?
Marcel : Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden!
