Timmy, to Seppl : You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I've seen it? Step it up, find something new.
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Paxten : It's just like chess. Sometimes, to win, you have to sacrifice your king.
Hugo : That's exactly how you lose.
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Jens : I lo-
Everyone : Yes, you love Jesper Lindstrøm, we know, you love him, Jesper, so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Jesper, we KNOW, you love Jesper, you fucking love Jesper okay we know, we get it, YOU FUCKING LOVE JESPER. WE GET IT.
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Faride : I've found a foolproof way to tell if someone is evil.
Randal : Which is?
Faride : If they don't like Jesper, they're evil.
Randal :
Randal : That sounds pretty logic actually.
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Mario, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor : This is sadder than the time the whole Germany forgot about me.
Seppl, choking on his coffee : EXCUSE ME?!
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Lucas : The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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Jesper : I need relationship advice.
Timmy : Break up.
Jesper : At least listen to me first!
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Ansgar : *sees Tuta wearing fancy clothes*
Ansgar, sad : I see you have a date : Who's the lucky person?
Tuta :
Tuta : I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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Rafa : Did any of these assholes mess with you?
Kristijan : No.
Kristijan : You've marked your territory so hard they're scared to even say ''hello.''
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Gonça : Love is complicated.
Timmy : Bullshit. Just pick somebody and love them. For instance : I pick you.
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