Timmy, holding a rock : Gonça just gave me this rock and said ''I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock.''
Kevin : If you don't marry Gonçalo, I will.
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Kristijan : We should get married.
Rafa : We've been dating for less than a year.
Kristijan : I know and I think I've shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.
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Ansgar, texting : Tuta there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door, can you get it please?
Ansgar : Please hurry I'm going to cry.
Ansgar : Tuta
Ansgar : Tuta!!!
Tuta : Tuta is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
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Timmy, to Kristijan and Rafa : Shit, you guys! I never had straight friends before.
*Timmy squinting at Rafa*
Timmy : Actually, maybe I still don't.
Rafa : *rolling his eyes*
Kristijan : *trying not to laugh*
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Oliver : I know that no one has observed the memo that requested specifically--
Markus : I already warned you about the memos, Oliver.
Markus : The more you send, the less they get read.
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Ansgar : Do you really want help or do you want to yell at me?
Tuta : I don't know yet.
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Paxten : The best revenge, really, is being nice.
Marcel, in the distance : Or murder.
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Seppl : We're at Defcon 3. We're about to go to Defcon 4.
Mario : Defcon 4 is better than Defcon 3. I've told you that. One is the worst.
Seppl : Then we're at zero.
Mario : There is no zero.
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Jesper, Tuta and Ansgar : *scream*
Kristijan, sprinting into the room : What's wrong, Jesper?
Tuta : Why are you only asking him?
Kristijan : Because Jesper only screams for emergencies. You two scream whenever you get the chance.
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Rafa : What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck?!
Lucas : What?! What?! Where?!
Rafa : Ah, nevermind. It's just your head.
Lucas :
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