Eintracht Frankfurt Incorrect Quotes 3

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Oliver : That's a bad idea.

Kevin : Uhuh.

Oliver : I'm assuming you already did it.

Kevin : Yup.

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Jesper : If Pinocchio said ''My nose will grow right now'' what would happen?

Hrvoje : The word ''nun'' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.

Faride : If you sweat in a sweater, aren't you the sweater?

Tuta : If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Randal : I hate all of you.

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Simon : It's dirt.

Diant : Hm tasty.

Simon : The d in dirt stands for Do not eat this please.

Diant : But the irt stands for It's Really Tasty.

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Daichi : The next time Makoto is angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say ''now you're super angry.''

Djibi : That sounds like a death wish.

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Lucas : What's the best part about dating Kristijan?

Rafa : He eats the orange fruit snacks.

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Tuta : Okay, so I have some good news and bad news.

Ansgar : Good news first.

Tuta : Well, the airbags in the car work amazingly.

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Seppl : Makoto has never ended a sentence with ''mate.''

Makoto : Except when playing chess.

Djibi : Even for you, that's middle class.

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Paxten, on the phone with Marcel : What's your last name?

Paxten : Uh-Uh, Uh-Uh...

Paxten : And how exactly do you spell Cthulu?

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Rafa : You find me in a guy's pants. I'm about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?

Lucas : Uh...

Rafa : A hundred euros bill. 

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Timmy : I have been working very hard.

Makoto : You got up at noon and took a two o'clock nap.