Oliver : That's a bad idea.
Kevin : Uhuh.
Oliver : I'm assuming you already did it.
Kevin : Yup.
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Jesper : If Pinocchio said ''My nose will grow right now'' what would happen?
Hrvoje : The word ''nun'' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.
Faride : If you sweat in a sweater, aren't you the sweater?
Tuta : If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Randal : I hate all of you.
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Simon : It's dirt.
Diant : Hm tasty.
Simon : The d in dirt stands for Do not eat this please.
Diant : But the irt stands for It's Really Tasty.
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Daichi : The next time Makoto is angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say ''now you're super angry.''
Djibi : That sounds like a death wish.
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Lucas : What's the best part about dating Kristijan?
Rafa : He eats the orange fruit snacks.
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Tuta : Okay, so I have some good news and bad news.
Ansgar : Good news first.
Tuta : Well, the airbags in the car work amazingly.
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Seppl : Makoto has never ended a sentence with ''mate.''
Makoto : Except when playing chess.
Djibi : Even for you, that's middle class.
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Paxten, on the phone with Marcel : What's your last name?
Paxten : Uh-Uh, Uh-Uh...
Paxten : And how exactly do you spell Cthulu?
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Rafa : You find me in a guy's pants. I'm about six inches long, I have a head, and some women love to blow me. What am I?
Lucas : Uh...
Rafa : A hundred euros bill.
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Timmy : I have been working very hard.
Makoto : You got up at noon and took a two o'clock nap.
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