Paxten : I'll have the number eight.
Waiter : That's a party platter. It serves twelve people.
Paxten : I know what I'm about, son.
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Paxten : Can I see the comics?
Timmy : It's the New York Times.
Paxten : Okay. May I see the comics?
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Hugo : Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kidstore, and yeah, I might be scared of transportation, but I am a damn good football player and I will not be made a fool of.
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Gonça : *sneaking into Timmy's house with a huge coat*
Timmy : What's in the coat?
Gonça's coat : *barks*
Timmy :
Gonça :
Gonça : Drugs.
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Dino : Okay, time to address the elephant in the room.
Rafa : Lucas ?
Dino : No.
Rafa : Oh
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Aurélio : You're ugly when you lie, Jérôme.
Jérôme : I'm not lying.
Aurélio : Then why are you ugly?
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Rafa : But I thought you said the law was powerless.
Kristijan : Yes, powerless to help you, not punish you.
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Rafa : First, we should each make a list of our enemies... So I've already made a list of enemies which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5.
Kristijan : Just in Frankfurt?
Rafa : Just in this room.
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Gonça : What situation is not instantly improved by the additional fishnets, I ask you.
Timmy : Well, being a fish.
Gonça : Well, shit.
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Ansgar : You have a sexual charisma of which I'd like to be a part.
Tuta : Ending your sentence with a noun, as opposed to a preposition... Tuta likey.
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