Christopher : There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.
Makoto : No, actually that would be one of the five.
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Philipp : Stay down!
Mario : You stay down!
Philipp : I can't hit him from down here.
Mario : Yes, and he can't hit you either!
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Rafa, talking about his family : And then she goes ''I wish you were never born!'' and that's why I don't go on camping trips with them anymore.
Kristijan :
Kristijan : I was only asking if you wanted a coffee, but now I think I'm gonna go kill your mom.
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Mario : As the old folks say, we all have our inner demons.
Kristijan, patting Rafa's head : Fortunately, mine's an actual living being and is actively seeking out blood for those who wronged me. Right, Rafa?
Rafa : Whatever you say, cabbagehead.
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Gonça, kidnapped : Don't kill me. I have a partner.
Kidnapper : You think I give a shit about that?
Gonça : That wasn't a plea for mercy. That was a warning.
Timmy, busting open the door : WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GONÇA?! GET READY TO DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
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Jens : Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane, buying a ton of heart shapes chocolates for their partners, and pas-
Jesper, smiling : Well, I actually got you some chocolates and wrote you a little poem.
Jens, already crying : You did???
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Rafa : I just feel as if I have a better understanding of this situation than all of you, so let's just do as I say.
Lucas, to Kristijan : Is he this bossy in bed?
Kristijan : If I'm lucky.
Lucas : You're always lucky.
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Randal : Why is it that everytime I see you, you're causing some sort of commotion?
Junior : I don't cause commotions, I am one.
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Kevin : *has to wear a sash for some big events*
Kevin : I look like the Mattress King.
Mario : You ARE the Mattress King of this club.
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Seppl : Look, if you're gonna invite someone over to ''watch a movie,'' make sure the movie isn't a good one.
Seppl : Mario came over and I put on Top Gun : Maverick and guess what we did?
Seppl : Sat on the couch and watched the entire thing because it's a great movie.
Seppl : Guess what we DIDN'T do.
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