Rafa : I suggest aspirin for that headache.
Lucas : What headache?
Rafa : *punches him in the head*
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Dino : WHAT DID YOU DO?
Philipp :... Today, or...?
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Judge : Your sentence is 68 years in prison.
Rafa : *whispering something to his lawyer*
Lawyer : My client respectfully asks that you add another year to his sentence.
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Mario : Everyone avert your eyes, I'm about to express standard human emotion.
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Timmy : We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
Rafa : I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.
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Ellyes : Rafa has literally tried to murder people.
Kristijan : What do you want me to do about that?
Ellyes :
Kristijan : He looked good doing it.
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Seppl : Oh, we're like a big happy family! I'm the dad and Kevin's the mom!
Kevin : Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Marcel : I know they're probably thinking I'm like the kid, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin.
Jesper : I will be the kid! The hotshot! Whose only dream is to be a star.
Timmy : I feel like I'd be a fresh outta jail uncle.
Philipp : And I'm the sassy aunt, who talks shit about everybody.
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Jensson, seductively : I bet you'd like to see me with less clothes on...
Christopher, taking Jensson's glasses : I bet you'd like to see.
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Lucas : You're mean.
Rafa : You're meaner.
Lucas : Yeah, well you're ugly too!
Rafa : You're uglier!
Lucas : You're a dumbass!
Rafa : You're a dumberass!
Mario : You really think ''dumber ass'' is a good insult?
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Mario : Hey Seppl, do you have the time?
Seppl : For you, Mario?
Seppl : Are you joking? Are you yanking my chain? Are you kidding me? Mario. I would always make time for you. My time is precious but you are more so. Mario, you... Are an astonishing pearl in a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you.
Mario :
Mario : No, like what time is it?