André : You know, Filip, I'm jealous of you.
Filip : Huh, really? Why?
André : Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine *walks away*
Filip : Wait
Filip : We're dating-
Filip : Come back here you little shit!
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Junior : I love you.
Randal : I need space.
Junior : I Love you.
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Judge : How do you plead?
Philipp, mouthing : *Not guilty*
Kristijan : Hot milky.
Philipp : You know what, just lock him up.
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Rafa : About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Kristijan.
Lucas : Really?
Rafa : Yes.
Lucas : You accidentally slept with Kristijan.
Rafa : Yes.
Lucas : Accidentally.
Rafa : Yes.
Lucas : I don't understand, did you trip over something?
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Kevin : Personally, I blame you.
Diant : How can it possibly be my fault?
Kevin : Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.
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Philipp : Would it be stupid if I-
Mario : Yes.
Philipp, visibly offended : Okay, first of all-
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Christopher : I'm playing a game. It's called ''I take a shot everytime I feel depressed.''
Philipp : That game exists and it's called alcoholism.
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Simon : Hey friend, what are your adjectives?
Diant : You mean my pronouns?
Simon : No, I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?
Diant : Ugh I dunno? What are yours?
Simon : Noisy and chaotic.
Diant : I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
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Aurélio, picking up his phone : Chris? I'm kind of busy right now-
Christopher : Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of Redbull consecutively would heighten my sense or I would just die?
Aurélio :
Aurélio : I'm on my way.
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Jesper : So... Who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Kristijan : We're chopsticks.
Jesper : Well, that's cute! Does that mean you two struggle together perfectly?
Rafa : No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good at is stabbing.
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Eintracht Frankfurt Incorrect Quotes 3
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