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Daichi : Makoto, do you like your voice?

Makoto : Well, the problem with me is not my voice, it's usually what I've said.

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Mario : You're quiet.

Philipp : No, I'm being passive agressive.

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Oliver : Hm, delicious coffee. You are the new sunshine of my mornings.

Marcel : What is coffee?

Oliver : It's burnt-bean dust soaked in hot water.

Marcel : *makes a grossed out face*

Oliver : Hm... It tastes a lot better than it sounds.

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Gonça : I like to think of myself as a trophy husband.

Timmy : A trophy husband? What the fuck kind of contest did I win?

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Marcel : I don't even know how to drink. I've never had one. Like what do you even mix vodka with?

Seppl : A straw.

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Jesper : So, what're we gonna do when we get home?

Jens : Go to bed.

Jesper : Good.

Jens : And sleep.

Jesper, smiling : Wanna bet?

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Kevin : I want you to look me in the eyes, be straight with me. Are-

Timmy : Okay, first, I can either look you in the eyes or be straight, not both. 

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Seppl : Will you please just apologize?

Mario : Sure, but I will warn you, this will make me a better person, and that's not the Mario you fell in love with.

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Aurélio : Where did you get that bowl of tomato soup?

Christopher : This is ketchup that I microwaved.

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Junior : Alright, who's ready to do some things we'll regret?

Randal : We're supposed to be responsible, Junior.

Junior : We're supposed to be learning life lessons, and today's life lesson is about doing things we can't do when Oliver is here.

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