Daichi : Makoto, do you like your voice?
Makoto : Well, the problem with me is not my voice, it's usually what I've said.
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Mario : You're quiet.
Philipp : No, I'm being passive agressive.
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Oliver : Hm, delicious coffee. You are the new sunshine of my mornings.
Marcel : What is coffee?
Oliver : It's burnt-bean dust soaked in hot water.
Marcel : *makes a grossed out face*
Oliver : Hm... It tastes a lot better than it sounds.
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Gonça : I like to think of myself as a trophy husband.
Timmy : A trophy husband? What the fuck kind of contest did I win?
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Marcel : I don't even know how to drink. I've never had one. Like what do you even mix vodka with?
Seppl : A straw.
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Jesper : So, what're we gonna do when we get home?
Jens : Go to bed.
Jesper : Good.
Jens : And sleep.
Jesper, smiling : Wanna bet?
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Kevin : I want you to look me in the eyes, be straight with me. Are-
Timmy : Okay, first, I can either look you in the eyes or be straight, not both.
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Seppl : Will you please just apologize?
Mario : Sure, but I will warn you, this will make me a better person, and that's not the Mario you fell in love with.
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Aurélio : Where did you get that bowl of tomato soup?
Christopher : This is ketchup that I microwaved.
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Junior : Alright, who's ready to do some things we'll regret?
Randal : We're supposed to be responsible, Junior.
Junior : We're supposed to be learning life lessons, and today's life lesson is about doing things we can't do when Oliver is here.