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Kevin : What's the hardest thing to say?

Jensson : I was wrong.

Simon : I'm sorry.

Diant : Worcestershire sauce.

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Omar : Hey, why is Hugo crying?

Paxten, dunking fries in ice cream : No idea.

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Aurélio : I can't believe you actually did that.

Christopher : Really? I thought it was pretty on brand.

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Jesper : Will you find me attractive if I bite my lip?

Jens : What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Jesper : *bites lip*

Jens :... Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Evan : I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.

Almamy : Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?

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Kevin : A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a boy.

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Oliver : You're crude and unprofessional.

Rafa : I'd like that on my tombstone, please.

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Almamy : I blame myself.

Evan : So do I. 

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Rafa : Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second.

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Timmy : Wait-That guy is president?

Makoto : Unfortunately.

Timmy, grabbing his sniper rifle : Not my first president, doubt it will be my last. 

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