Kevin : What's the hardest thing to say?
Jensson : I was wrong.
Simon : I'm sorry.
Diant : Worcestershire sauce.
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Omar : Hey, why is Hugo crying?
Paxten, dunking fries in ice cream : No idea.
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Aurélio : I can't believe you actually did that.
Christopher : Really? I thought it was pretty on brand.
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Jesper : Will you find me attractive if I bite my lip?
Jens : What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Jesper : *bites lip*
Jens :... Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Evan : I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.
Almamy : Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?
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Kevin : A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a boy.
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Oliver : You're crude and unprofessional.
Rafa : I'd like that on my tombstone, please.
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Almamy : I blame myself.
Evan : So do I.
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Rafa : Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second.
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Timmy : Wait-That guy is president?
Makoto : Unfortunately.
Timmy, grabbing his sniper rifle : Not my first president, doubt it will be my last.
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