Jan : What? I do not want to have sex with Kevin.
Simon : No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled-
Jan : I am not having sex with Kevin, but I'm starting to think that you might be.
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Tuta : *smiling affectionately at Ansgar*
Ansgar : ...Yes?
Tuta : You remember how we met?
Ansgar : Well, I try not to.
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Hrvoje : People are always like ''Well if that bad stuff didn't happen, you wouldn't be who you are today.''
Hrvoje : I don't want to be who I am today!
Hrvoje : What I want to be is mentally stable.
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Rafa : They put a tax on soda, what's next? Income?
Kristijan : You don't pay your income tax?
Rafa : Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business.
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Philipp : Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness.
Mario : Thank you?
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Jens : My hands are cold.
Jesper : Here, let me hold them.
Jens : My lips are kinda cold too.
Jesper : *covers Jens's mouth with his hand*
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Rafa : ''Following directions is a life skill'' lol yeah if you're a fucking sheep.
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Jesper : I slipped a little note in your back-pack to tell you how much I love you.
Jens, opening his bag : This is a 10 page letter.
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Kevin : It's kind of strange. It'd trust Luca with my life, but I wouldn't leave him unattended with a Nerf gun for five minutes.
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Kristijan : *smiles from afar*
Rafa : *blushes*
Rafa, slamming his fist on the table : That's it, I'm killing him.
Lucas : Or, you could ask him out.
Rafa : Killing is easier.
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