Eintracht Frankfurt Incorrect Quotes 3

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Jan : What? I do not want to have sex with Kevin.

Simon : No one would judge you. It's understandable. He's strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled-

Jan : I am not having sex with Kevin, but I'm starting to think that you might be.

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Tuta : *smiling affectionately at Ansgar*

Ansgar : ...Yes?

Tuta : You remember how we met?

Ansgar : Well, I try not to.

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Hrvoje : People are always like ''Well if that bad stuff didn't happen, you wouldn't be who you are today.''

Hrvoje : I don't want to be who I am today!

Hrvoje : What I want to be is mentally stable.

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Rafa : They put a tax on soda, what's next? Income?

Kristijan : You don't pay your income tax?

Rafa : Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business.

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Philipp : Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness.

Mario : Thank you?

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Jens : My hands are cold.

Jesper : Here, let me hold them.

Jens : My lips are kinda cold too.

Jesper : *covers Jens's mouth with his hand*

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Rafa : ''Following directions is a life skill'' lol yeah if you're a fucking sheep.

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Jesper : I slipped a little note in your back-pack to tell you how much I love you.

Jens, opening his bag : This is a 10 page letter.

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Kevin : It's kind of strange. It'd trust Luca with my life, but I wouldn't leave him unattended with a Nerf gun for five minutes.

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Kristijan : *smiles from afar*

Rafa : *blushes*

Rafa, slamming his fist on the table : That's it, I'm killing him.

Lucas : Or, you could ask him out.

Rafa : Killing is easier.