Mario : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million euros?
Rafa : Lucas, you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Lucas : You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Rafa : Good thinking.
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Dario : The floor is lava!
Christopher, laying on the floor : Ah, yes. The sweet release of death.
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Timmy : Why don't we go out to dinner tonight?
Gonça : I'm sorry, I don't go out with married men.
Timmy :
Timmy : Gonça, I'm your husband.
Gonça : I make no exceptions.
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Rafa, waking up : Am I in hell?
Hrvoje : Ugh, no. If you were in hell, you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
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Kristijan : Who did this to you?
Hrvoje, with a small knot on his head : I accidentally ran into the door.
Kristijan : Does it hurt?
Hrvoje : A little but I'm okay.
*later*
Rafa : Where the fuck is the door?!
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Mario : Just go over there and tell Jesper you like him. What's the worst thing that could happen?
Jens : He could hear me!
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Seppl : Welcome to Frankfurt, my name is Seppl and I will be your tour guide.
Seppl : If you look to the right, you will see Frankfurt.
Seppl : If you look to the left, you will see Frankfurt.
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Timmy : What do we say if someone disagrees with us?
Gonça : That's homophobic.
Timmy : No.
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Hugo : We're out of cereal water.
Marcel : What?
Hugo : Cereal water?
Marcel :
Paxten : He means milk.
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Mario, to Philipp : Love your Cologne. What is that? The stench of death?
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