Seppl : You're not in any pain, are you?
Mario : I'm fine.
Mario : I mean, I'm fine physically but emotionally, I've lost all grip on reality and I'm not sure what just happened.
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Lucas : Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late and with an iced coffee.
Lucas : Please respect that.
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Men : *exists*
Gonça : This means nothing. I'm 12, I'm sure those feelings will fade.
*15 years later*
Gonça : Any day now.
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Willian : You understand that, right Dario?
Dario : I understand nothing.
Tuta : Hey, same here!
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Kevin : Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Jensson : 420?
Kevin : No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Jan : Is it 69?
Kevin : Yeah, it was 69.
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Timmy : A fly flew into my ear. I think it's gonna eat my brain.
Seppl : It's gonna starve.
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Paxten : Jens, have you seen Jesper?
Jens : I'm not seeing Jesper!
Paxten : ...What?
Jens : What?
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Philipp, to Paxten and Hugo : When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to but at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.
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Makoto : You mean Rafa is in trouble, or Rafa IS the trouble?
Kristijan : I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be.
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Hugo : Don't try to win me over with your use of the word 'twas.
Paxten : 'Twasn't trying to.
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