I go to the food and drink break and tell the SOS, "I almost missed it! You didn't tell me that it was the break on purpose!"
"Because that's the case!!"
"kimberley, you have NEVER missed it before."
"my name is Angel and I WAS MAKING AN OFFERING TO GOD!!!!!"
"What was your offering?"
"Vanilla maximum GOLD Cigarollos with two normal cigarettes and a draw full of things including a book called I LICK MY CHEESE and other stories!!!!! GOD IS DELIGHTED!!!!"
"Angel...."
So, I walk into the room and "Mark" is saying, "My mum should have bought me more biscuits in!!"
"oh, yeah, she's a right little pig for not doing so." says "natalie."
"YES!!!!!"
"Miranda or Miriam or MATINA that's her name..." pretends to shoot "Mark" and the "secutity guard" laughs out load, and then she shoots him and he looks around the room and I say outload, "Ha.HA.HAAAA. That is so FUNNY."
And he just STARES at me.. and Martina stops shooting and the entire room falls silent. I drink my caramel coffee and leave.... There is still nobody here as of yet, but Jesus says RIGHT NOW.
"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I can hear from outside and then somebody else screams.... then hunning and whistling and KEYS, aha, keys. Oh. Locking the chocolate up again. Of course. I would say you can't have too much chocolate because it's unhealthy, but in this case it is because its absolutely lethal. I've got to make another offering to GOD... but what? let me go and smoke and think. Actually, I'll go to sit where I can hear these people. Dun dun du du dun.
As I walk past, "We haven't killed her just yet..............................."
"WE HAVEN'T?!?!??! OH MY --------------!"
MY GOD, HE'S MYYYYY GOD! (I'm very possessive over GOD and Jesus and all Holy Angels. Zeal.)
So i go into the smoking room and am deep in thought and say to the SOS, "I need a large haystack. That I can set on fire for an offering to GOD. You know, with all those large barrel rolls of hay, and I need insense and candles. I also would like a large deranged house, I mean damaged hour to set on fire."
The SOS say, "We are completely beside ourselves."
"As it is I will just give him all my books by C.S.Lewis."
"That's good."
"Excellent!!!!"
"GOD thinks so."
Nobody is here yet by the way........................" when will she die? You hold her down. I shoot her."
"That's not my act."
"I don't fucking care."
Do you think they could ACT like they obeyed the law... hmmmmmmrrrrr?
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