S3.EP13 The Bozeman Reaction

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Y/N was in President Seibert's office.

Seibert: Are you sure there's nothing we can do to convince you to stay?

Y/N: No. (His mind traced back to Missy's question from last week) Quick question, if I take a indefinite sabbatical would Mrs Cooper be fired?

Seibert: Well, it depends. When you say indefinite, how long do you truly mean?

Y/N: Till I'm ready to come back.

Seibert: Okay, how about this what's ever is left over in you're current grant money will be used to pay Mrs Cooper and then either the grant money runs out she will be asked to leave or you come back and then both of you will be fine.

Y/N: So, you're giving me a deadline of ten months.

Seibert: Yes. Normally, we wouldn't do that but because you're battery schematics is soon to hit the market we both know it will be profitable making money for you and the university we can make an exception.

Y/N: Can you send the paperwork to my lawyer? She should be arriving in the country tonight, to discuss how the profits will be split tomorrow.

Seibert: Of course.

A Chinese restaurant.

Howard: It's a shame Y/N couldn't join us.

Leonard: I still can't believe he's quitting.

Raj: He has enough money to never work again.

Sheldon: I doubt it. He may be loaded but Y/N has always kept himself busy as long as I've known him. Like right now he's supposed to be having fencing lessons and then he will pick up Missy and Penny from work after meeting with Seibert.

Raj: I didn't know he fenced.

Sheldon: Excuse me, but that is grammatically incorrect, it's I didn't know he participated in fencing.

Howard: Boy, it seems like forever since the five of us have been out to eat, you know? Just the guys.

Raj: Oh, God! Yes, we get it. You have a girlfriend now.

Howard: A little jealous, are we?

Raj: No, I'm not jealous. All right, I'd kill a hobo if it'll get me laid. Now, can we order?

Howard: Why is Vanessa not putting out?

Raj: She says she's not ready. It's been three dates already how much longer do I have to wait?

Sheldon: Oh, dear Lord, they re-did the menu.

Leonard: So what? It's the same food.

Sheldon: Oh, is it? Look at this. General Tso's Chicken is no longer listed under specialties. It's now under chicken.

Raj: So?

Sheldon: Yes, General Tso.

Raj: Not Tso the chicken, so the question. So?

Sheldon: So, why is it no longer a specialty? Did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself? And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?

Leonard: It's obviously a typo.

Sheldon: Perhaps. Perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters.

Raj: No, no, no, no, I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.

Howard: It doesn't mean any of that! It's a typo.

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