SBG Oneshots For The Soul

Incorrect Quotes 😋

Making these cause I dropped allot of angst 😋

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Ashlyn: Happy father’s day, dad

Taylor: Happy father’s day, dad!

Ashlyn: ..where's your dad?

Taylor: Oh he’ll be back soon!

Taylor:

Ashlyn:

Taylor:

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Tyler: DAMNIT, THERE AREN'T ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS IN THE FUCKING ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Taylor: Oh no—

Tyler: MIERDA, MALDITA, MADRE PUTA PERRA, ODIO ESTO—

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Ashlyn and Aiden cuddling:

Ashlyn: -suddenly starts to purr-

Ashlyn and Aiden:

Ashlyn, realizing, then stops:

Ashlyn and Aiden:

Aiden: ..you can purr?

Ashlyn: wait no I can explai—

(This was random but I actually did this when my friend was stroking my head🧍‍♂️)

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Tyler after calling Ash a carrot-top:

Tyler:

Ash:

Tyler:

Ash:

Tyler: ..so.. any news?

A carrot randomly floating: just shut the fuck up and go eat your fucking food.

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Jessica: You used to be the most funniest kid, what happened to you?

Aiden: Haha, skibidi fortnite—

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Tyler: You can't just treat a dog like your child!

Ashlyn, cradling a puppy: fuck you

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(That one random headcanon I mentioned months ago)

Logan: WHY THE HELL IS THERE FUCKING PISS AND SHIT IN MY BED?!

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Aiden: OH YEAH?! I'LL GO FAST AS THUNDER—

Logan: erm.. actually, lightning is faster, since light is much more faster than sound

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Aiden: guys help, Lily is running for president

Tyler: wait wha—

Taylor, carrying Lily on her shoulders: OUT OF HER WAY, PEASANTS! QUEEN LILY IS VOTED FOR PRESIDENT!

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Ashlyn: Mom, dad's screaming like an anime girl again

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Logan: do you two really have to scam kids in adopt me?

Aiden and Taylor: Yuh uh

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Aiden: ugh, why do crows walk like c---s? Like, we all know y'all got laid on by 10 other crows, calm the fuck down ya twinks

Tyler: Oh, how I love to live a day with your brain.

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-Everyone else panicking when they found Tyler on the tree-