Destined To Be: Izuku x Ochako: Quirkless AU

Chapter 56: One Too Many

Saturday had finally arrived, and with it came a timeless tradition for all UA, and hell, most university students. 

The frantic rush of getting ready for a night out.

For some, it was a long, solemn wait, for others, it was a mad dash to get everything they needed and to pick out the right outfit, though for her, it was closer to the latter. Not because she had some crisis of indecision of what to wear, well, not one that'd take up too much time. She was responsible for picking up Mirio and Tamaki, along with their respective plus ones. 

Putting in the address that Tamaki had messaged her, she wasn't too surprised to see it was a bar, though it did seem a bit more upscale considering the area, wondering just how much money they were throwing at the girls. 

Getting into her car, she made sure to hook her phone up beforehand, and plug it in, setting off before getting a phone call from Izuku.

Waiting until she got to a junction, she picked up, though as soon as she did, the line disconnected, causing her to sigh in frustration, getting a rude awakening as the light went green, and the car behind her sounded its horn. 

Driving off, she heard her ringtone go off again, keeping one hand on the wheel, and answering properly this time. 

"What's up?" She asked.

"Nothing, the girls are doing their makeup, so I've been relegated to the downstairs couch" 

"You say that like there's a couch upstairs"

"Oh shut up, you know what I meant."

"Of course I did, I'm just not sure why you're complaining, Momo told me you like going down on her, why wouldn't you like going down now?"

"That's not the same thing Nejire."

"What do you mean? Unless you mean that you just like being under a bunch of girls, that makes sense too~"

"You're doing an awful lot of thinking about my sex life Nejire, you know Momo's the jealous type right?" 

"Oh please, Momo being jealous is the least of your worries"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing~" Nejire teased, loving how oblivious Izuku was at times, as she spoke up again, "Anyways, I'll be at your place in around forty minutes, I'm just picking up the guys." 

"What a surprise, Nejire's picking up guys. Did you shave your legs? Tweeze your eyebrows? Put on your nice und-"

"Izuku, if you finish that sentence, I will kick you in the balls so hard you'll be incapable of losing your virginity."

"Fine fine, I'll let you drive, but your road rage doesn't help stereotypes you know?"

Nejire just rolled her eyes, letting out a dry laugh, "I'll see you soon" She said, still chuckling as she hung up, turning the corner and looking for a space to park, but between all of the taxis and mopeds, it seemed like it'd be an exercise in futility.

Driving up the street, she turned into another road, doing a U-turn to get back out, and parked up a short walk from the bar, as she gave Tamaki a ring, since he was absolutely more likely to pick up than Mirio.

"Nejire? Please tell me you're here" Tamaki asked desperately

"No I had to cancel, sorry, are you two okay to get to Izuku's on your own?" 

"Wh- You're kidding right? Mirio made me drink five shots, pay for them and for everyone else's drinks, and now you want me to get a taxi?" He replied, still sounding desperate for help, even if he was mad, though that wasn't helped by hearing Nejire cackling away over the phone.