Flirtatious || Yandere!JJK x Reader

11 - Baking with Gojo

The door swung open on your first knock.

The scene was almost comedic. The Satoru Gojo standing there with an apron on. Not just any apron - a frilly pink apron with the words "MOMMA COOKS BEST" across it.

You couldn't help it. You were snickering.

The man shot you a weird look before he followed your line of sight, instantly gasping when he noticed what he was wearing.

"Oh my god! Wait wait! You didn't see that!" He wrestled the apron off his head and threw it back into the kitchen, "Man! I thought I put on the other one."

You quirked a brow, "How many aprons do you have?"

He waved a hand, "Never you mind how many I have. Let's get you inside so you can help me out. I can't bake for shit and I'd rather not start a fire."

"You say that like you've done that before."

He smirked, "I'm an expert fire starter."

"How many have you started?"

"Four and a half."

You snickered, "How do you start half a fire? That makes no sense."

"Let's just say Nanami stopped it in the pan."

"So the other ones weren't contained in the pan?"

The white haired man shot you a massive grin. "Well (Y/n), there's a reason I'm not doing any baking. I've been banned. Because of me, the insurance deductible for fire's at the school are way higher than they should be."

You raised an eyebrow, "So, what am I supposed to help with, exactly? I mean - since I don't think you were planning on burning down your kitchen today."

Satoru led you into the kitchen, which was surprisingly pristine aside from a few scattered ingredients. He gestured to a counter where a cookbook lay open. "I'm making cookies, and I need your expertise to avoid another disaster."

You glanced at the cookbook, then back at him. "Cookies? That sounds manageable. How bad could it be?"

"Famous last words," he said, pulling a stool out for you. "I've already messed up the dough twice. I'm starting to think I might need a refresher course on basic baking skills."

You took a seat and looked around. "Alright, let's start from the beginning. What's the recipe?"

He handed you a mixing bowl and a list of ingredients. "Here's the plan: we follow this recipe exactly. No improvisations. No experimenting with magical ingredients. Just plain old cookie baking."

You laughed, "You really are determined to keep this simple, aren't you?"

"More like determined not to give Yaga food poisoning."

"Yaga?"

Gojo laughed and rubbed a hand on the back of his head. "Yeah. I kinda owe him for babysitting Yuji."

Hold up, what? Babysitting Yuji? Yuji was a full grown man. "I'm sorry - WHAT? Why the hell would Yaga have to babysit Yuji? That's so random!"

"Well my dear," he poked you on the nose, "while Yuji may very well be an adult, he's an idiot. A lovely idiot, but still an idiot! You see, he fell off a waterfall while going on a walk with me the other day."

Your eyes nearly bulged out of your head.

Your eyes nearly bulged out of your head. "He fell off a waterfall? How did that even happen?"

Satoru chuckled, looking both amused and slightly sheepish. "Let's just say Yuji has a knack for attracting chaos. I tried to stop him from climbing out on a slippery ledge to get a better view, but you know Yuji - always too curious for his own good. I'm just lucky Yaga was around to fish him out and make sure he didn't end up in worse shape."