"Do you have something to say to the group?" Zeus asks.
"Sorry." Thor apologizes.
"I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast." Val tells him.
"Literally, heads will roll." Jane adds, making Dahlia chuckle.
"I should've spent those five years with you. Can we be best friends?" Seraphina says. Val winks at her.
"Who are you?" Thor whispers before he stands to address Zeus. "Uh, let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege to be here-"
"No, I can't hear you." Zeus interrupts. "Why don't you take the stage?"
"The stage down there?" He asks, making Loki groan and roll his eyes.
"Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?" He says, making the other gods laugh.
"Mighty Zeus! Wow!" Thor exclaims as he stands in the center of the stage. "Gods of the universe, I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army. There's a maniac called the God Butcher who seeks to end us all. His destruction is everywhere. Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected. He's left nothing but chaos in his wake. But I know where he is, and with your help, we can crush him before he kills anyone else."
"That guy, he killed a couple of low-level god. Eh. Boo-hoo." He replies. "If that's all, pretty boy, you go back to your seat and you be quiet."
"Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?" He asks. "He's-He's murdering en masse."
"I tell you one time, now, you shut up. You be quiet. Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy." Zeus tells him.
"Zeus, we must do something." He says.
"You cannot come to the orgy!" He exclaims.
"You have to listen to us!" Thor replies.
"That's it! Shackle!" He yells, shooting lightning from his hand and binding Thor to the stage.
"Let's kill this guy, yeah?" Seraphina suggests. Jane nods.
"Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me." She agrees.
"We go on my signal." Val tells them.
"What is the signal?" Korg asks.
"It'll be 'Go'." She replies.
"How creative." Loki mutters. Dahlia smacks his arm and shakes her head.
"Let's see who you are." Zeus says as his platform reaches the stage. "I take off your disguise. And flick!" He raises his hand and Thor's clothes are ripped off. The women on Zeus's platform faint, making Loki roll his eyes.
"The one time I'm thankful that I can't see." Dahlia mutters, making Loki laugh.
"You flicked too hard, damn it!" Thor yells.
"I'm flattered." Loki says, spotting the tattoos on his back. Seraphina chuckles, having gone with Thor to get them done.
"Should we help him?" Jane asks.
"I mean, eventually." Val replies. "Have you seen this before? You two never...?" She adds, turning to Seraphina.
"Gross! He's like a brother to me!" She replies, shaking her head and trying not to gag. "And I have Peter."
"Yeah, but he was gone." She says.
"At the time, but I knew I'd get him back. I would've destroyed the Earth if it meant I'd see him again." Seraphina tells them.
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Lady Dahlia | Loki Odinson
FanfictionDahlia was adopted by Heimdall after being abandoned by her parents for being born blind. Growing up with Heimdall meant she grew up with the Odinson brothers. It was mostly fun, but also came with some challenges. Now that she's grown up, she must...
