Jurdan Oneshots

《7》

"So, uh, what do you do in your free time?" Cardan asks the bomb, his fingers nervously fidgeting in his lap.

"I... observe people" the bomb says, biting her lip with one elbow propped up on the back of the chair she was currently sitting on.

"So... you like, stalk people?" Cardan asks, his eyebrows raised slightly.

"Well, somewhat" says the bomb, shrugging and re-positioning herself on her chair so that she can get a bit more comfortable.

"Well, I recently took up archery" Cardan says, hoping to divert the topic.

"I know" says the bomb, suppressing a smirk that was very recently visible but is now hidden.

"Oh."

"I, uh... also recently took up art and sculpt-"

"I know."

"I also took Jude out on a-"

"-a date to the mortal world where you went to a place known as the mall and drank something called slushies."

"Wow, uhm... you really do stalk people, huh?"

"Oh, no, not people. Just you. I have to make sure you don't do anything to Jude, after all."

"Wha- she's my wife!"

"And i'm her protector. Or best friend. Or both."

"Liliver-"

She interrupts Cardan, "How do you know my name?"

"My wife told me."

"Stop referring to her as your wife!"

"But she is my wife!"

"Have the two of you had-"

"Goodbye, Liliver."

Cardan gets up and walks away, leaving the bomb with her mouth agape and eyebrows furrowed in annoyance and a slight bit of anger.

"Wha- Cardan? CARDAN! CARDAN ELDRED GREENBRIAR!"