Jurdan Oneshots

《4》

"Cardan Greenbriar!" Jude yells from the kitchen as she opens the fridge.

"Yes, my darling nemes-" Cardan says, only to be cut off by Jude,

"Where the hell is my Ice Cream?" She asks, shooting him a half-hearted glare.

"What Ice Cream?" Cardan asks, feigning innocence.

"The one that Vivi got me from the mortal world the last time she visited."

"No, darling, sorry. I haven't seen that one."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Well, theres one more tub in the fridge. And thats mine."

"Alright, alright, calm down." Cardan says, raising his arms slightly in an attempt to calm her down.

**that night**

Cardan checks if Jude is still asleep and slowly climbs out of bed, replacing himself with a big pillow.

He tiptoes over to the kitchen and opens the fridge, looking for the last of Jude's Ice Cream.

He can't help it, mortal Ice Cream is just so good.

He grabs the tub, and sees a note on it that was most definitely left there by Jude- THIS TUB IS MINE

'All caps, huh? Someone's hangry,' thinks Cardan.

He opens up the tub and begins eating it.

After he's done, he throws the tub into the rubbish bin and goes back to bed, sneakily getting in and replacing the pillow that he replaced himself with earlier with himself again.

(I know that might have been confusing)

**The next morning**

Jude walks out into the balcony where Cardan is standing, apparently admiring the view, as he says.

She walks up to him and wraps her arms around him.

"Good morning, my darling nemesis." Says Cardan, the smile audible in his voice.

"Hello, my darling husband." Jude ensures to add emphasis on the last two words.

She runs her fingers through his hair and turns him around so that his chest is against hers.

She pulls his head down and whispers into his ear, "Steal my Ice Cream from the fridge again and I'll make sure your body is never found."

And then she walks away, leaving Cardan sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck.